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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 06:04 PM
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Old magazine ads (dialup warning)
Received in an email. Just thought you might enjoy 'em.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 06:06 PM
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1. I will take a case of the sanitized tapeworms, please!
:puke:
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 06:08 PM
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3. It's no worse a solution than leeches.
:shrug:

Howsabout a nice heaping bowl of Lard! That'll calm the ol' tummy down a bit! And after that you can relax with a fag.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 06:08 PM
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4. Do you want the easy-open can of worms?
wrapped for christmas?
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 06:08 PM
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2. "Should a gentleman offer a lady a Tiparillo?"
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 06:11 PM
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5. She can grip my beer can anytime!


Mind you, I could live without the tapeworms...
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Lydia Leftcoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 06:23 PM
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6. Lysol for feminine hygiene????
:wow:
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YankeyMCC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 06:39 PM
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7. Well of course they're happy because they're eating lard!
:eyes: lol

I'll leave the British cigarette ad for someone else to make a joke about.
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 06:54 PM
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8. LYSOL!!!!
Edited on Wed Sep-12-07 06:55 PM by lost-in-nj
ugh I can't stand teh smell of that shit...
let alone use it,,,, well yanno


My parents drank Schlitz......

Thanks for these


lost

So who is everyones pal!!???


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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