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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 10:16 PM
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So I was pouring paint in the gutter and some weenie got me arrested.
Such a weenie. A turbo-weenie.

Everyone knows fish love paint, it's like their make-up. :D
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 10:17 PM
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1. You dingbat!
:-)
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 10:18 PM
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2. No kidding.
The weenie was probably just pissed off because she could've painted her whole house with that paint, the cheapskate.

:D
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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 10:18 PM
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3. Rainbow trout!
Edited on Wed Sep-12-07 10:19 PM by Bennyboy
Brought to you by Sherwin Williams!
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Duncan Grant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 10:25 PM
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4. There's still time to squeeze in that midnight oil change.
Afterwards we can go out for some whale sushi...
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 10:37 PM
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5. Yeah..Somebody told me about that...Some Nut called the cops and then...
Edited on Wed Sep-12-07 10:41 PM by BlueJazz
...had the nerve to go online to some Radical-Liberal-Commie site and Brag about it.

Disgusting
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lligrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 11:41 PM
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6. She Had You Arrested You For Trying To Paint The Gutter?
Damn liberals.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-13-07 05:37 AM
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7. that weenie feels guilty about it
Edited on Thu Sep-13-07 05:37 AM by Skittles
you both truly deserve righteous butt-kickings
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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-13-07 06:13 AM
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8. Makes me think of Randy Quaid, Christmas Vacation
Edited on Thu Sep-13-07 06:13 AM by DaveTheWave
"Merry Christmas, shitter's full!"
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