Pick your mock outrage event of the day?

[Pierre.Suave]

Just what insignificant event will you pretend to get upset about today?


it is true, it happens, even here...

[malta blue]

1. Well, my chinese delivery was not steamed without

carrots as requested....:nuke: :grr: :nuke:

[Pierre.Suave]

2. bastards

we need a press conference to let these damn chinese restaurants know that we will not stand for this!

[malta blue]

3. You're telling me??? Delivery guy gets a $10 tip,

calls me "doll" and they still don't get it right?!?!?!

CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!1!!!1

[Pierre.Suave]

8. oh man, do I have a story for you

There was this chinese place in Groton CT, and we used to order from them all the time. The delivery driver would pretend not to know english, and when given a 20 for a 10 dollar order woiuld not ask if you wanted change, but instead would say, Thank you, and walk away pocketing the money.

You had to ask for change or he would walk away with your money. I agree with giving tips, but a 10 dollar tip on a ten dollar order is a bit much.

it was funny watching that happen to the new guys though.

[ThomCat]

4. Just because you don't give a damn about something

doesn't mean it isn't a real issue. Nobody needs your permission or approval to think, and it's a damned good thing.

[Pierre.Suave]

12. you mean a

hardees commercial?

Come on man, there are so many more important things to worry about today in this country than a hardees commercial.

[jobycom]

13. Hehe. Good one! nt

[cobalt1999]

5. I was about to post a youtube video

Screaming & crying to LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! However, someone beat me to it. :)

[Pierre.Suave]

7. HAHA

good example.

[regularguy]

6. I saw a guy with baggy pants and his underwear was showing!!

MOMMY HOLD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[texas1928]

9. GOD DAMN IT!!!

That GOD DAMN sun came up in the east again. Just once why can't it come up in the West. For cryin' out loud.

[jobycom]

14. I saw it come up in West once.

I was in Minnesota before I realized I had missed the Gulf.

[Pierre.Suave]

16. ?

even here, it never listens...

[jobycom]

19. Well

See, if I saw it come up in the West, and then I used that to drive South, I would wind up in Minnesota instead of at the Gulf.

It would have worked better if I had written "the west" instead of "West," especially since there is a town in Texas called "West," so that could have been a joke about the town name. Sorry. :)

[Pierre.Suave]

15. damn sun

it always does that, just once if the damn thing would listen to you, just ONCE!

[Sock Puppet]

10. I am outraged that homeless people don't fall all over themselves...

to thank me when I help 'em out a little. Fuckers. They should get a job.

[Pierre.Suave]

11. LOL

now that is not even what I was complaining about.

Perhaps you should re-read the thread.

[Sock Puppet]

18. I reread it.

:shrug:

[Pierre.Suave]

20. I dont want their thanks

I want to NOT be hit, and to NOT be treated like a slave.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

17. I'm mad as hell at a Back to School commercial.

It portrays us as honest, hard working professionals, and not free spirited, horny, sexual beings.

I've worked my whole life at being a free spirited, horny, sexual being, and for commercials to undermine me like that is just plain outrageous.

[Pierre.Suave]

21. THE NERVE!

damnit, IF I WANT TO BE A FREE SPIRITED, HORNY, SEXUAL BEING, I WILL AND I WONT LET THEM STOP ME!

[KitchenWitch]

22. The damn Fedex Truck did not arrive early enough.