Wal-Mart is replacing it's old slogan. Suggest new Slogans for Walmart

[LynneSin]

I think we can do better with creating a new slogan for Wal-mart like:

So cheap because we pay young kids from china less than a dollar a day to make this crap

or

If you can't find it at our Wal-mart we have 20 other Wal-marts in a 30 minute radius. One of them is bound to have it

What's your new slogan for Wal-Mart

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Wal-Mart Shelves Old Slogan After 19 Years

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2007/09/13/walmart-shelves-old-slog_n_64289.html

Wal-Mart Shelves Old Slogan After 19 Years

Wal-Mart is shelving its "Always Low Prices" slogan after 19 years and launching an advertising campaign that plays up life's little pleasures over no-frills practicality.

The new motto -- "Save Money. Live Better." -- will show up on everything from store receipts to plastic bags. Accompanying 30-second TV spots were created by the Martin Agency, the Richmond firm behind the Geico gecko and caveman ads. The Wal-Mart ads began appearing yesterday and will run on network season premieres, specials and cable channels.

[Kutjara]

1. Save money. Enslave Children.

Or perhaps, "Crap. But Cheap."
Or even, "Nevermind the Lead. Look at the Price!"

[skygazer]

2. Cheap Crap For Less

[meegbear]

10. Exact phrase that first popped into my head ...

:thumbsup:

[Tikki]

3. As long as there is a Wal*Mart in Your Community....You will always have...

cheap plastic junk to fill up your local garbage dump.


Tikki

[TexasBushwhacker]

4. Even our red, white and blue shit

isn't Made in the US!

[Liberal Dose]

5. Prices to die for. Seriously. n/t

:hi:

[Orrex]

6. Wal*Mart: Show Us Your Receipt

:evilgrin:

[BurtWorm]

7. Low Standards Every Day

[AllegroRondo]

8. All Your Souls Are Belong To Us

[AllegroRondo]

9. We Got Your Money, F%$# Off!

[skygazer]

11. We Let Your Community Support Our Workers So We Don't Have To

[blondeatlast]

12. Never Enough!

Always Pissing on Daddy's Grave. Always Low Standards.

[blondeatlast]

13. Don't Bother; We Own the City Council. nt

[blondeatlast]

14. We Suck and You Shop Here Anyway.

This thread is going to be good therapy for me...

[Parche]

15. Walmart

Make Uncle Dad proud : Shop At Walmart



Where Would Jesus Shop :Walmart

[Akoto]

16. Wal-mart: Now with 50% more lead.

[The2ndWheel]

17. The result of efficient competition

[Parche]

18. Walmart

WALMART: "Always Hugh Savings Always....Series1111"





WALMART: 'We Serve A Brazillion People Every Day'

[underpants]

19. "We are planning on building one of this craphouses every 8 miles"

they are you know

[LynneSin]

20. I believe you

I did a search for Wal-marts in a 30 mile radius and found like 18

That is utterly ridiculous

[TommyO]

31. 20 stores for me

and six of them are within a fifteen minute drive.

[Fire Walk With Me]

21. Poison China AND America simultaneously. It's the best of both worlds.

Then again, "simultaneously" might not fly in parts of America.

[LSK]

22. how about "Shop at Target" ?

:shrug:

[rug]

23. The Great Wal-Mart of China

[AllegroRondo]

24. Like We Need a Slogan. You Have To Shop Here.

[unpossibles]

25. "You only think it's cheap now. Wait til it breaks" n/t

[HughBeaumont]

26. WalMart: Just Another Reason To Hate Republicans.

WalMart: Our Crap is Cheap, so STEP UP TO THE TROUGH!

WalMart: When You Care Enough to Create A Two-Class Society.

WalMart: America's Most Addictive Drug.

WalMart: Buy Some Stuff And Cart That Ass Over To Mickey Ds when you're DONE.

[ThePowerofWill]

27. "Walmart, setting America back 100yrs" (nt)

[blondeatlast]

28. Go Ahead. Ignore Us. (I'm a Todd Rundgren fan...)

[SacredCow]

29. Rolling back your standards. Because we can. n/t

[appal_jack]

30. Walmart: You've been P3wned!

Walmart: You've been P3wned!

It's a slogan for the internet age...

-app

[GoddessOfGuinness]

32. Can't Find It? Ask One of Our Slaves!

They won't know where it is either.

[jmm]

33. "Always Low Wages" or "Save Money. Destroy Your Community"

[Richard Steele]

34. "Shut Up and Hand Over the Money"

[mahatmakanejeeves]

35. Leaded or unleaded?

.

[philosophie_en_rose]

36. We love you, baby. We didn't mean to hurt you.

:eyes:

[jmowreader]

37. Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

[Critters2]

38. Cheap shit from China. Cheap. nt

[UrbScotty]

39. Always Low Wages. Always. (nt)

[denverbill]

40. Arbeit macht frei.

[jakefrep]

41. Undermining America, One Stick of Deodorant at a Time.

[Rabrrrrrr]

42. Save Money. Live Better Whie Someone Else Suffers At The Expense of Your Selfishness."

[Rabrrrrrr]

43. "You know why we have all these problems with shitty Chinese unsafe crap? Because of you.

Because you aren't willing to pay an extra nickel for anything so that it can be made here in America, by Americans, under the safety guidelines of American law, you immoral fucking cheap pieces of shit."

I know that's a long slogan, but it'll sound great on the TV and radio ads.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

44. WalMart, the one without blue light specials.

:hi:

[PassingFair]

45. Mal-Wart: Because we don't give a shit! n/t

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

46. Live Better: Unless You Work Here

nt

[auburngrad82]

47. Same Crap- Different Day nt

[regularguy]

48. Ruining the world and passing the savings on to you!

[cboy4]

49. The prices at our Anbar superstore are to die for.