Police find man's body and quillotine in wooded area.....

[caty]

Allen Park police say the man from the nearby Detroit suburb of Melvindale built and used the guillotine to kill himself.

His body was discovered Monday by workers from a shopping center near his home.

Police say the roughly six-foot tall guillotine had been bolted to a tree and included a swing arm. Several store receipts detailing the materials used to assemble the device also were found."

http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=7064252

This happened in the neighboring city where I live. I think I could have found a better way.

[DS1]

1. Right now there's a Home Depot employee slowly connecting the dots

[YDogg]

2. TTIWWP

:shrug:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. I guess that's why they call it Decapitation Woods.

In retrospect, it was probably a bad idea to go walking through Decapitation Woods at night.

[caty]

4. Since nothing was stated

about a note being found, I wonder if he was planning on using this device on someone else and accidental did himself in. You would think that if he went to all that trouble, he could have left a suicide note.

[Taverner]

5. They say the guillotine is the most painless method

Although messy...

[Corgigal]

6. Now this is "Can DO" behavior

He would be great for motivational speeches for local companies.

Too late though.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

7. And I thought self-piercings were the ultimate in masochism!

[Fire Walk With Me]

Better than finding a capapult and having to look for the body.

[Nomad559]

8. Police Find Man's Body, Guillotine In Wooded Area

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1795016

:)

[madinmaryland]

9. I cant resist..

:rofl: