why do transvestites always hit on me?

[bridgit]

i'm buying a pitcher, the 3rd actually, at the bar and h had already mentioned, "There she is." he knows her it would seem, but there i am, and she starts squeezing my biceps and tickling my elbows all hitting on me so i'm all, "Whatever, darling." smiling and making the transaction...h says that if i weren't such "a pretty little piece of candy" i wouldn't be 'suffering' these slights, which he doesn't really consider 'suffering' at all, weeeee! :woohoo:

[Blue-Jay]

1. Maybe you should buy a catcher instead.

[bridgit]

2. more details please...

:7

[Heidi]

3. Well, you are pretty cute, bridgit.

Can't blame 'em. :hug:

[bridgit]

4. aw you, i will then hand you all mine gentle, simple thunders...

:hug: :hug: :hug: :loveya: