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Fri Sep-14-07 02:41 PM
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Friday corny joke thread! |
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Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in front of a judge to get a divorce.
The judge says, "Mr Mouse, I can't grant you a divorce on your accusation that your wife is insane."
Mickey says, "I didn't say she's insane, I said she's fucking Goofy!"
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Fri Sep-14-07 02:45 PM
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1. A man reaches his 80th birthday, and there is a knock on his front door. |
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A beautiful, buxom young woman is standing on his doorstep. She says the the gentleman, "It's your 80th birthday, and I'm your gift! I'm here to give you super sex!" The man looks at her and says, "I think I'd better have the soup."
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