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Fri Sep-14-07 03:29 PM
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-Never make excuses -Look both ways when crossing the street, or a Republican might hit you -Always clean up after yourself -Always say Please and Thank You -Always use spell check, you dont want to be a Moran, that would be series111111
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Fri Sep-14-07 03:30 PM
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1. you can pick your friends |
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you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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Fri Sep-14-07 03:32 PM
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2. Beware of men wearing raincoats |
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Fri Sep-14-07 03:33 PM
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3. wash your hands after, not before. |
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Fri Sep-14-07 03:50 PM
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6. Unless you're hands are dirty, then wash them before *AND* after. |
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Fri Sep-14-07 03:35 PM
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Fri Sep-14-07 03:38 PM
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5. Don't run with scissors |
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Fri Sep-14-07 03:50 PM
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7. Vote For The Democrat nt |
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Fri Sep-14-07 03:51 PM
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8. Never buy gas from Texaco |
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Or at least the particular one giving me grief right now.
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Fri Sep-14-07 03:52 PM
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9. Never buy a cardboard belt. |
Parche
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Fri Sep-14-07 03:58 PM
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You might never be found, and become and evil dictator........:rofl: :rofl: :hi:
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Fri Sep-14-07 04:00 PM
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Fri Sep-14-07 04:04 PM
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12. Never get involved in a land war in Asia. n/t |
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Fri Sep-14-07 04:05 PM
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13. never go in against a Sicillian when death is on the line. |
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