Post your favorite animal hybrid you'd like to genetically engineer

[Matariki]

I'd like to breed roving packs of chihuahua that have been crossbred with some sort of flying marsupial and piranha fish. And they should definitely live in an urban environment and be bred to have a mean streak.

[jgraz]

1. A president and a chimp...oh wait...

OK, a deputy chief of staff and a pig....no

An Attorney General and a cockroach...that's it.

[Matariki]

2. I see you've been hard at work Doctor.

And that you've used your powers for EVIL!!!!

[Arugula Latte]

3. I'd cross the head of a kitty with the body of a kitty and the tail of a kitty

and put the fur of a kitty on it and take the purr of the kitty and get ...

The Perfect Animal ... A Kitty.

:hide:

[Matariki]

4. I have one of those on my lap at this very moment

but she's under the delusion that she's a cougar/pit bull crossbreed

[Nevernose]

5. Been there, done that.

His name's "Billy."

And he's a good boy.

Do you see me typing this, you bastard? Do you see me LYING and telling the world that you're a good boy?

Okay, I'll go tuck you in now (he gets a little crazy if I don't tuck him in, after all). AFK until I scratch his neck until he falls asleep -- between nine and ten PM, religiously.

Shit like this might be why I got divorced, so why don't I mind it if it's coming from a dog? Oh yeah, because the dog loves me.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. A mosquito and a frog, so they'd all eat themselves and be fucking gone in a generation.

Goddamned mosquitoes.



And no, that doesn't make any &#(&^$# sense. Leave me alone.

[amitten]

7. A kitty-bunny. n/t

[XemaSab]

8. It's been done.

I got the shit bit out of me by a Chihuahua when I was, like, 3.

[JBoy]

9. A pig and a cow

When you cut them up you'd get bacon-wrapped filet mignon.

[AngryAmish]

10. A liger

It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.