Name something your dog does better than you.

[Robb]

Thanks, Bill Maher. :D

My dogs are both champion nappers. Me, I gotta have blankets and pillows, they can pass out about anywhere at the drop of a hat.

[Xipe Totec]

1. Well, he's more "flexible" than I am, so

so...




Uh...




Nevermind...




:blush:

[Richard Steele]

3. Damn, dude, it's annoying enough when you read my mind GENERALLY. But word-for-word?

Get out of my head!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ironflange]

10. Two drunks walk past a dog doing. . . that

First one says, "Gee, I sure wish I could do that."

Second one says, "Well, I think you'd better pet him first."

[Xipe Totec]

11. @*%$ ROFL!

:rofl:

Now THAT'S a good one!

[mentalsolstice]

2. Drinking water out of the toilet no matter how dirty it is

I've just never quite mastered that.

[philosophie_en_rose]

4. Flirt

They're all shamelessly flirty with strangers.

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. Forgive.

[Redstone]

6. Rip stuff up with her teeth. PS: Today's her birthday; Casey's one year old.

Redstone

[Cabcere]

14. Happy birthday to Casey!

^Not from China, I swear. :hi:

[Deja Q]

7. Take a leak on the carpet...

Doubly thanks to neck surgery, I can't exactly compete at licking myself either...

[DarkTirade]

24. Well, I'm sure if you try the first one you'll be able to do it just as well... :)

[femmocrat]

8. Three things: hear, smell, and run.

Thought of another one: catch balls in their mouth. I never could get the hang of that!

[gr8dane_daddy]

9. Sniff up skirts and look cute doing it...

I usually get slapped.

[Robb]

16. I like how you added

..."usually." :rofl:

[flvegan]

12. Protects my house and property.

They do it even when I'm not here. Can't beat that.

Though, even when I'm here, anyone that's sized up my 'stead is going to move along to the next target. One sleeping fat guy with a Mossberg is one thing. Several easily awakened pit bulls is another altogether.

[izzybeans]

13. My dog can have babies. I, like Bill Maher, can not.

So there's that ;) sorry but I couldn't let that one go by without mention. edit to add: Hopefully Bill Maher realizes this one simple fact: my dog is superior to him in that regard as well.

She can also play soccer better than I. She's a tenacious on the ball defender.

[zabet]

15. Scratching

my bumhole by dragging it on the carpet.

Rolling in really rank unknown objects/spots.

Sniffing another dogs butt.

Ewwwwwwww my dog is gross when looked at that way.

[Orsino]

17. Licking his privates.

He won't let me near 'em. :evilgrin:

[Shell Beau]

18. Nap all damn day! Lucky dogs!

[ghostsofgiants]

19. My dog has way better taste in music than I do, if that counts.

[BlueJazz]

20. "Clear out a Room" Believe me ...even other dogs are jealous.

My Dog Loves Cabbage and califlower ...which is healthy
but....OOOO--WEEEE!!!! ..after about 2 hours the Stench will make you Puke...

[Wcross]

21. He can pee whenever he needs to.

He can conjure up some urine anytime its needed to mark his territory. He can also sucker me into giving him treats on demand as well.

[XemaSab]

22. Spot a postman from a mile away

:D

[blonndee]

23. Loves life.

No matter how long she's been locked up, or what kind of people come to visit, she's SO VERY HAPPY about it all. Everything is a new thing, it's all an adventure she can't wait to experience.

[TK421]

25. Well....if I had a dog ( which I don't, but wish I did ) lick his privates

and if there is any truth to reincarnation, I would love to come back as a dog. I would never leave my apartment!!!

Gee...sorry if this thread gets locked over this!