Ask questions that will never be answered.

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Examples:

What really happened to JonBenet Ramsey?
What really happened to Marilyn Monroe for that matter?
That guy at the train station - if his train had left 20 minutes later, might he be part of my life now?
How many votes did "Crash" really get to win that Oscar?
Which came first, the intestine or the tapeworm?
Did Charlie Brown and the Little Red Haired Girl ever get their groove thing on?
Where have all the flowers gone?
Where is Ted ("Lurch") Cassidy buried?
Where does the night monster in the closet go during the daylight hours?
Why is there only ever one shoe in the road?
What other job could Carrot Top do?
What existed before the Big Bang?
Who put the bomp in the bomp bomp bomp?

and stuff like that.

[Arugula Latte]

1. Why did Dick Cheney have to exist?

Where does the universe end?
Why can't I seem to do any work this week?
Who lives in my old dorm room now? (Okay, that theoretically could be answered)
Why do PsychoChristianTelevangelist women pile on the make-up with a trowel and use three cans of Aqua Net each day?

[KitchenWitch]

3. Watching Rexella Van Impe?

She is one frightening individual.

[KitchenWitch]

2. Who is the Unknown Soldier and why is he unknown?

[SPKrazy]

4. will oj ever catch the real killers?

:P

:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

5. christ on a trailer hitch - I think you already know the answer to that one!

:spank:

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8. Where was that trailer hitch when Christ really needed it?

[Arugula Latte]

6. What's it all about, Alfie?

Is that all there is, my friends? Is that all there is?

[Jamastiene]

7. Why was Paulie Shore ever born? n/t

[Crabby Appleton]

9. Why is Paris Hilton famous?

[graywarrior]

10. Why do fools fall in love?

How has George Bush managed to live this long?

[NoPasaran]

11. How can there be steak fingers when cows don't have hands?

Just what part of the chicken is the "nugget" anyway?
What would happen if the Russians ever got their hands on the recipe for secret sauce?

[Lil Missy]

12. Where is Jimmy Hoffa buried?

[rug]

13. Where are the WMDs?

[SoxFan]

14. How did Shatner win that Emmy?

:mad: