How do you handle counter-protesters?

[struggle4progress]

[Richard Steele]

1. Personally, I'm a fan of the classics. A solid, open-hand "pimp slap" NEVER goes out of style.

Just sayin.

[Eagle_Eye]

2. If they believed in THEIR cause, THEY would be in Iraq

[LeftyMom]

3. Since they want attention and confrontation the best thing to do is ignore them. nt

[Bennyboy]

4. I like to goad them into violence!

I am good at it too. Get em really really pissed off and then they snap. every time. Off to the pokey. Done it about five times now. I laugh. Brain fuck em.

[zanne]

5. I voted for "Ask why they aren't in Iraq"...

You should smile when you say it, though. It pisses them off.

[Downtown Hound]

6. Tell them there's a kiddie porn vendor around the corner in a dark alley

Then watch them run to get the good stuff before their fellow freepers purchase it first.

[Seabiscuit]

7. Hand them directions to the nearest Army recruitment office.

[Moochy]

8. You mean the ones here at DU with

FUCK NADER avatars? ignore em!

[HEyHEY]

9. Why would someone protest a counter?

They're handy. You can make lunch on them, build model ships, and even put your groceries on them while you put them away.