I have decided to donate four of my years to a DUer to do with what they will.

[Deja Q]

Now, tell me whatchagonnado with them. :evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. go back to undergrad and take a few courses in queer studies and other sociology classes.

thats what i would make you do.

[Tektonik]

4. agreed

[DarkTirade]

2. If you could just give me one day four years ago

I could have warned myself about my last ex and warned myself about the upcoming problems that would force me top drop out of college. Once I fixed that, you could give the remaining 3 years and 364 days to somebody else. :)

[DarkTirade]

5. Oh, and I might kind of... memorize a few winning lottery ticket numbers too...

little things...

[JTG of the PRB]

3. I will make your enemies tremble in fear with every step they take on this earth.

Also, I will probably find a nice, quiet beach and settle down there for about a year or two.

[cobalt1999]

6. Boat washing, waxing, maintenance.

I'll go buy some wax. After that, you can just come sailing with us for the remaining 3 years 11 months :)

[philosophie_en_rose]

7. Year One: You carry a fetus to term for me.

I'd do it, but it's much more convenient for you to do it for me. Please find a place to put it, until it is cute enough for me to steal it's child-star earnings.

Year Two: I send you to protest things for me. Please wear comfortable shoes.

Year Three: Kudzu and killer bees are unacceptable. You have a year to solve that problem.

Year Four: My condo will likely need new paint. Also, my terriers need a treat fetcher.

Years 1-4: You also take all calls from my elderly aunties.