Inappropriate things to say at a baby's circumcision

[TSIAS]

Hey, you may want that someday!

[skygazer]

1. Oops

[Arugula Latte]

2. "He's hung like his father...I hope the moyel can find it."

[Connonym]

3. "He's got a schmeckl like a tic tac"

[likesmountains 52]

4. oh crap...do you have a girl's name picked out?

[Left Is Write]

5. "Got any summer sausage on the buffet?"

[TSIAS]

6. I don't trust the mohel

I always wonder about someone who chooses chopping penises as their profession. :sarcasm:

[Dr. Strange]

9. I hear they don't charge anything...

they just work for tips.

[TSIAS]

10. That's a knee-slapper

Will you be here all week?

[Dr. Strange]

12. No

I'm doing the improv tonight, then it's off to California to film the pilot to my new sit-com: DUdes. It's about a group of progressive friends who spend all their time knocking Bush, freepers, and Olive Garden. It's semi-autobiographical. Hilarity ensues! It guest stars Gary Coleman.
:)

[HEyHEY]

7. I'll bear witness when you sue your parents

[Deja Q]

8. "FORE!!!!!!"

or "Don't flog that baby!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Oh, you Jews and your funny little rituals. How precious! Let me tell you about another Jew, Jesus.

[johnnie]

13. Hey, that would make some good soup stock.