woke up this morning

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with a wine glass in my hand . . .

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1. The world turned upside down

But you're one in a million

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2. where the hell did i dine

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3. The way I move around in my sleep.....

I would have awakened with broken wineglass shards in my face, arms, ass and points in between.

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4. And I got myself a beer...

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5. the future's uncertain and the end is always near

i like greeting the sun with a cold one on occasion.

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6. things were lookin' bad. Seem like total silence was the only friend I had

Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
That I was havin' .. no fun

But fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun

Last time I checked my bankroll,
It was gettin' thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I've been
I Chased a rainbow down a one-way street... dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen

Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin' to get away
From all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard
Everything I thought... what then?
Well I went to court
And the judge's name was Hoffman

Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun