LynneSin
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Sun Sep-16-07 06:33 PM
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Here's a thought - if you have to start a sentence with "I'm not racist but....." |
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you're probably a fricking racist.
And I highly suggest you not do your racist talk while manning your table at a flea market because I was about to spend $20 at your stand until I heard your racist conversation.
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La Lioness Priyanka
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Sun Sep-16-07 06:40 PM
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1. i am a feminist but... i support gay rights but.... |
LynneSin
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Sun Sep-16-07 06:41 PM
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2. I'm not (((fill in the blank))) but.... |
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Edited on Sun Sep-16-07 06:42 PM by LynneSin
You know, there are people I don't like and even sometimes I can be judgemental. But to judge a person solely on the way they were born is just ridiculous
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BarenakedLady
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Sun Sep-16-07 06:43 PM
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3. It's always with the but |
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Don't take this the wrong way but...
I don't exactly hate you but...
I'm sorry but...
but, but, but, but. It negates whatever the hell you said in the beginning of the sentence.
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Sun Sep-16-07 06:44 PM
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i want to be honest with you, BUT...
i want to go with you BUT...
i want to have dinner with you BUT...
leave off the part before BUT
honesty, is such a lonely word...
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SPKrazy
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Sun Sep-16-07 06:43 PM
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4. Everything one says before the word "but" |
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is probably bullshit
just saying
"I really want to say that this thread needs more cowbell BUT..." there's an exception! WE NEED MORE COWBELL!!!!!!! ;)
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Sun Sep-16-07 06:51 PM
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6. I'm not from Delaware but |
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I see nothing wrong with it.
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LynneSin
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Sun Sep-16-07 09:19 PM
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Sun Sep-16-07 06:55 PM
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7. I'm not a bitch, but... |
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Sun Sep-16-07 07:51 PM
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8. i'm not an ignorant bigoted asshole but... |
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oh wait. guess i am. golly.
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Sun Sep-16-07 09:41 PM
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10. That works with a lot of things with a few exceptions |
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for instance, if I say "I'm not a girl but..." then I'm... not a girl. :)
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Sun Sep-16-07 09:41 PM
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11. I'm not God's gift to women, but |
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I'm not super smart, but ...
I'm not very funny, but ...
:woohoo:
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Dr. Strange
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Sun Sep-16-07 09:43 PM
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I approve of her message.
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LynneSin
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Tue Sep-18-07 08:09 AM
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19. Everyone wants to be a LynneSin |
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Tue Sep-18-07 08:20 AM
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but not everyone is willing to pay the toll.
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Sun Sep-16-07 10:19 PM
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13. I'll go you one better, or at least more generically, if you start a sentence with: |
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"I'm sorry, but..."
You're full of shit.
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Sun Sep-16-07 10:53 PM
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14. but...my best friend is black |
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:sarcasm: wonder how many people of color say "but my best friend is white"?
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Sun Sep-16-07 11:02 PM
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15. Some of my best friends are ___________. |
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But I don't know which friends, because I don't see color.
:sarcasm:
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Sugar Smack
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Tue Sep-18-07 09:45 AM
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Better put than I could have said.:pals:
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Ellen Forradalom
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Sun Sep-16-07 11:37 PM
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16. "...but I play one on TV." |
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Sun Sep-16-07 11:45 PM
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17. I don't mean to suggest that * is a total moron, but |
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Mon Sep-17-07 12:00 AM
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18. I'm not a LynneSinist, but |
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that's the stupidest thing I ever heard
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Tue Sep-18-07 09:42 AM
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21. How does EVERY racist joke begin? |
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With a nervous bigot looking over his shoulder. I LOVE to drop that bomb on anybody dumb enough to start with me with crap jokes.
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If ya gotta TELL people you are Christian you probably are not. If you gotta claim you are not a racist/ sexist/ homophobe/ Nazi/ or anything else hurtful, you probably ARE. I see what they do, and disregard what they say.
LynneSin, you did the right thing to keep your money.
Laura
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Tue Sep-18-07 10:12 AM
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23. I've worked with some people like that. Some I've heard are... |
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"I'm not a racist, but..."
Here are some of the sentence completions I've actually heard from these morans:
1. if more of them would get jobs, we'd all be better off. 2. but I wish I didn't have to pay for their free ride. 3. I'm sick and tired of their whining about inequality. and (this is my personal favorite) 4. I wrestled some of them in college, and they smell funny. (Honest, I'm not making this up!)
"I'm not a homophobe, but..."
1. The gay community needs to get it together before they all die 2. You don't see ME marching in a parade demanding heterosexual rights (I feel like saying "Hey Einstein, maybe that's because you don't NEED to!") 3. They have no right to threaten my marriage. (OK, can ANYONE explain that one to me, please???)
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