Great Lies to tell Small Kids

[Maine-ah]

so, my brother got me this book, which is freakin' hillarious....I'll give you a couple from the book..and maybe some of you have your own to share


Rain is Jesus's wee-wee
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Pubs have special magnets which drag dad in by his metal fillings.....he has no choice...

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ok, last one...

The tooth fairy once went to get one of Dracula's fangs, but Dracula's castle was really dark so she cut herself on the fang by mistake and ever since then she's been a blood sucking vampire tooth fairy...

anyway...goodnight!:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. My grandmother told me that thunderstorms were God's fireworks...

My babysitter told me God was bowling.

[LibraLiz1973]

2. Jack Handy's....

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."


One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.


Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.


The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

[caty]

3. My mum told me, when I was very young,

that if I swallowed an orange seed, an orange tree would grow inside of me. :scared:

[cobalt1999]

4. My favorites...

[Lydia Leftcoast]

5. When my youngest brother was five, we were vacationing at a lake

where there were huge swarms of giant dragonflies gathering.

We told him that the dragonflies were baby helicopters.

[caty]

6. >>>

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