Love Letters to Stephen Kingh

[american_typeculture]

Dearest Stephen,

I will cut off my own head with a chain saw if you say that you don't love me.

An admirer
xxxooo




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[Droopy]

1. Welcome to DU

But I think Stephen would just as soon see you cut your own head off

[Sugar Smack]

3. Dear Stephen Kinngh

I LUV u. I am yr numberv 1 fan. Please take a minute ton read my letter/ I have nothing but respoescty for your work.

Love,
DSteffi

[Skittles]

2. who is Stephen Kingh?

:7

[GoddessOfGuinness]

4. He's obviously a deranged madman who's obsessed with horror novels

[Skittles]

5. I don't like him

I read before I go to sleep and when I read his stuff I tend to do the one more chapter....OK just one more.....one more.....and end up very tired at work. :(

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. Yeah he does that...

The Stand was a very long book...I read it in two days because I couldn't put it down.

[Skittles]

7. oh THAT ONE

I was bleary-eyed for at least four days :o

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. The book was pretty freaky anyway...

but without sleep... :scared:

[Jamastiene]

9. Just one more chapter...If I had a penny

for every time I have done that with a Stephen King book, I'd be fucking rich by now. No kidding. Feel like death the next day too. Same exact experience.

[Skittles]

11. I'm glad I'm not the only one

it's bad enough that when I'm looking at a new King novel at the bookstore I can envision being tired all night at work. I tend to blame it on Mr. King LOL

[Jamastiene]

12. I think I read a review of one of his books somewhere where

the critic said he had "diarrhea of the typewriter." The man writes massive chapter upon chapter of just character introductions. It turns out to be highly readable too. Like in The Stand where the first 13 chapters are doing nothing but introducing all of the characters. And I gladly read and read and read all those chapters building excitement for when the action begins. Usually, I am already tired by the time any action starts, but then I cannot, for the life of me, make myself put the book down. I totally get where you are coming from on this. I know my eyes are going to hurt and I'm going to miss major sleep any time I lug a new Stephen King book home.

[Skittles]

13. yup, same experience here!

we are kindred spirits!!! :hi:

[bridgit]

10. Dear Stephen, you wrote some of your more famous stuff while geeked out on cocaine...

[Sugar Smack]

14. Mine Grandmaster Cheeseball, he didn't even REMEMBER

writing Cujo!! Can you imagine????

:D :hug:

[bridgit]

15. Mine Czarina *curtsy* It's you!!!

:hi: :hi: :hi: :hug: :hug: :hug: :spank: O8) :loveya: :hippie: :yourock: