"You better do what he says....he's got a CAMERA!"

[KurtNYC]

Do you have one of those relatives who interrupts every wonderful moment, pointing that thing at you with demands that you: "Stop! Do that again!"

Or perhaps they make the whole group line up and demand that: "Short people get in the front, tall people in the back!"

If so then you have been the victim of assault with a camera. This crime is on the increase as more devices now feature cameras.

Maybe you thought you could get through brunch looking a little disheveled, puffy eyed, hungover but out comes the camera to immortalize your lack of beauty rest.

I appeal to all like minded people to liberate yourselves from the tyranny of the camera wielders. Don't do what they say. Don't repeat something you just did. Don't smile if you really don't feel like it. Just because they have a camera doesn't give them the right to push the rest of us around.

[DS1]

1. My camera shoots acid and .38 calibre hollowpoints

You'd probably best off doing what I say

[ghostsofgiants]

2. I was going to get that model but the .22 calibre was cheaper.