Internet safety tips. (Some of these seem made specifically for DU)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

Source: http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1720

[wildhorses]

1. yep

:kick:

[mainegreen]

2. rule 34.

The horror.

[Richardo]

3. Those are hilarious...

...I'm an exception to the >50 rule, tho :grr:

[MonkeyFunk]

4. That made me google "Angry dragon"

:bounce:

[TreasonousBastard]

5. And now you know. Wish you didn't? n/t

[AlCzervik]

6. i did too and now i can't unread it.

[Briarius]

14. Thanks

now I just spent entirely too much time on urbandictionary.com

[supernova]

7. *Looking up "snowball" *

and probably going to wish I hadn't. :D :P

[AlCzervik]

8. you don't want to that, another thing i now cannot unread.

[TreasonousBastard]

9. You're really, REALLY, gonna be sorry. n/t

[supernova]

10. You're right, TB

:P :puke:

Shouldn't have done that before lunch.

[idgiehkt]

11. perfect

in soooooooo many ways. :)

[XemaSab]

12. This is the Best. Thread. Ever.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[KitchenWitch]

13. bookmarking!

:7