Rabrrrrrr
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Mon Sep-17-07 01:10 PM
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Actually, what we really need is an "execute person who called you" button on phones. |
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That way people will make goddamned sure that you want to be called before they pick up the phone.
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Mon Sep-17-07 01:11 PM
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1. Can you imagine if everyone had the power to choose who lives and who dies? |
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Mon Sep-17-07 01:12 PM
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2. I would totally ONLY use it on telemarketers and other non-humans, like salespeople. |
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Mon Sep-17-07 03:44 PM
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4. I'd have already killed off Rabrrrrrrr |
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because sooner or later, he would have found reason to kill me
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Mon Sep-17-07 04:25 PM
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6. Very pre-emptive of you. You have been studying the "Art of War" by Shrubya. |
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Mon Sep-17-07 01:56 PM
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3. I want a "Make other Cell Phone EXPLODE" button. |
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Mon Sep-17-07 04:22 PM
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5. Please also make the execution untraceable too |
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I work in a call center (tech support type, NOT telemarketing!). I've always wanted some button on my phone to send a good dose of high voltage to the asshole callers so I could hear them screaming in pain. If I had one of those execution buttons there would be at lease four hateful, nasty people annihilated just from last Saturday alone.
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Mon Sep-17-07 04:34 PM
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7. I just want a button, that sends a mildly irritating shock to the person on the other end. |
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That way when I get some dumbass on the phone who is mad. I can keep pushing that button and making them madder. Until that blood vessel pops in their head.
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Mon Sep-17-07 04:54 PM
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8. I love it! Great idea! |
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Mon Sep-17-07 06:46 PM
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10. I can state unequivocally that I would most definitely abuse that power. |
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Edited on Mon Sep-17-07 06:46 PM by DarkTirade
And therefore I shouldn't be given it.
Now, the ability to make sure certain people are never able to drive again, that I don't think I'd abuse. I'd use it a helluva lot, but I wouldn't consider that to be abuse. I'd consider that to be defense of myself and other innocents on the road... :)
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Mon Sep-17-07 06:53 PM
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11. is this where i place my order? |
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