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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 02:11 PM
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Just spent $17.00 at Olive Garden. That makes me a what?
Edited on Mon Sep-17-07 02:13 PM by LSK
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 02:12 PM
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1. A lounge hero!
:toast:
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 02:13 PM
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2. see the edit
:D
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 02:20 PM
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5. See?
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 02:13 PM
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3. Potential marriage material for that woman in the other booth
who's smoking while breastfeeding her baby and dining on corn-flaked chicken.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 02:14 PM
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4. I dont date Morans
:popcorn:
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 02:24 PM
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6. in here?
that would make you a target....DUCK!!

:hide:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 02:24 PM
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7. Dude...


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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 02:26 PM
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8. In retaliation for the brazilian joke ...
I will now Hasselhoff you:
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 02:30 PM
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9. DOES IT EVER STOP!?!?!?
:rofl:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 02:38 PM
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11. No. Never.
Hasselhoff is Forever.

:)
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 02:33 PM
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10. And I will Carrot Top!
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 02:39 PM
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12. Hasselhoff and Carrot Top -- I hope the torturers don't get any ideas!
Those poor detainees ... :scared:
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 02:40 PM
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13. God in Heaven!!!
Put a friggin' warning on the subject line if you're going to post something like that. I think my eyes are bleeding.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 05:12 PM
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14. Kick, because I like to be annoying like that
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