Tell Me About The Worst Compliment You Have Recieved

[Parche]

:shrug: :hi:

[Rising Phoenix]

1. "you look good now"

told to me after I lost all my weight

[grace0418]

5. When my husband lost 75 lbs, a coworker told him he was "almost handsome."

How's that for a back-handed compliment?

[redqueen]

2. You look better with your clothes off.

:eyes:

It's probably the opposite now anyway. :P

[Parche]

3. Thats NOT What I said That One Time.........

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. "You know what your problem is? You're too nice."

Re: why I don't have a girlfriend, and ironically said by a woman.

[lizziegrace]

8. ouch

I get that one too, from men as to why I don't have an SO. (boyfriend sounds so, not right, when you're 46...)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. Yep.

What makes things worse is my neighbor, who goes through women like they're going out of style, and he's not necessarily a "mean" guy, but not the most stable one, either.

:hi:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

6. My late father-in-law's favorite...

At the end of any home improvement project:

"You know, it looks so good you really don't notice how crooked it is."

He was always joking, and I never miss an opportunity to use it myself.

[lizziegrace]

7. "You'd make someone a great first wife"

:P

[swimboy]

10. You remind me of that guy in that movie

Now what was his name?

(goes to look up on imdb.com and returns)

Yeah. Bruce Vilanch.

[Xipe Totec]

11. You're brilliant, but you're a fuking asshole.

From my manager.

No joke.

[Runcible Spoon]

12. "so much intelligence for someone with no common sense"

thanks Dad :eyes:

[SoxFan]

13. "You're nice for a smart guy"

Got that one in a bar back in 1990.

Seventeen years ago and I still haven't figured it out.

[lost-in-nj]

14. After I lost my weight

I saw someone for the first time in months....

She asked me if I was sick????

:shrug: :shrug:

Good enough for you Bin Laden??

lost

[Parche]

17. Jenny Craig Loves You Lynne Cheney

:hi:
found

[Piltdown13]

15. "Wow, you're not as chubby as you used to be."

Said to me while handing over a few photos of me & friends taken several months before.

(BTW, I hadn't considered myself to be at all fat or chubby even at the time the pix were taken!)

[Blaze Diem]

16. ex boyfriend said this as he attempted to ease the pain of our breakup..

looked me straight in the eye and patted my crotch and said, "this is your best asset."

wtf..am I suppose to do with it..sell it? show it off? effin asshole.

[Mendocino]

18. Not so much a compliment but a veiled threat.

I was nineteen, working a summer job at a warehouse. I was up on a ladder when a co-worker on the ground, looking up, said to me "If you were a women, you would stand a good chance of getting raped". Luckily I only had about a week left before school resumed.

[fishnfla]

19. "you are not the same guy i worked with last time

that guy was much younger, and skinny"

[Patiod]

20. You might want to get extra support, for the little one

(said by a woman in the lingerie department)

"I'm not pregnant - I just have terrible posture"

"Oh, well, women get pregnant so old these days you never know."

"I'd stop right there before you dig yourself even deeper"

She didn't even look embarrassed!

[bluedigger]

21. "You're overqualified for the position."

And yet I applied for it, didn't I?
:banghead:

[BlueIris]

22. "I feel like I should leave money on the dresser."

[riderinthestorm]

23. "You look like Charro"

:eyes:

[BensMom]

24. Wow

"That cow lick is really something!"

And any hairdresser should know the difference between beautiful natural curls and waves and a cow lick!

I found a new hair salon!

[Pushed To The Left]

25. I was taking a drama class in junior college and doing a scene from "Short Eyes"

I was playing the part of the child molester. The drama teacher told me after our scene, "I could see you doing this role!" Thanks A LOT! :puke: