To the Creationist/ID jackoffs, what years were dinasaurs on the planet?

[Rabrrrrrr]

I was just thinking about it - if the world is 6500 years old, and for those Creationist/ID jackoffs who don't think fossils were put here by Satan or God for the express purpose of fucking with our minds, they must have a pretty specific range of years in which the dinosaurs existed.

Instead of the more scientific "150 million to 65 million years ago", the Creationist/ID jackoffs have to be able to pinpoint it all pretty exactly, like "They existed from the years 182 to 421".

I've read (brain-numbingly ignorant though they are) a fair amount of Creationist/ID jackoff mumbo jumbo propaganda, but never come across any real dates for dinosaurs, other than "Noah had them" and some other jackoff idiocy.

Have you come across any specific dates?

[Deep13]

1. 1925-1935. nt

[LSK]

6. they worked for Al Capone

[MrScorpio]

2. They only way to know is check their validated parking

[madinmaryland]

3. 3356 B.C. to 3228 B.C.

Why do you hate Amurka?

[Blue-Jay]

4. When the bible was written. Duh.

Revelations mentions a leviathan (or something) and that's clearly a stegosaurus.

Also St George slew a dragon, which eyewitnesses identify specifically as Fred Flintstone's pet Dino.

[bluedigger]

7. The Bible was not "written"!

God created it, moran!

[MrCoffee]

5. what dinosaurs?

don't fall for the evolutionista's propaganda. dinosaurs are a myth.

[anarch]

9. lol...I was just looking at this Bill Hicks quote,

in answer to the creationist saying "God put dinosaur fossils here to test our faith!"... , he says, "I think God put you here to test my faith, dude."

[unpossibles]

82. "ever notice how the people who don't believe in evolution...

..also look like they are the least evolved?"

[Burma Jones]

8. There were no dinosaurs, the fossil records were planted there by, oh I don't know, could it be....

........SATAN........

[LSK]

10. wow, thanks for clearing that up for me

Now I am a true believer.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[pokerfan]

11. Job lived during the Ice Age,

in the Institute's view. Noah's flood wiped out the dinosaurs.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,376919,00.html

What I want to know is how they explain the size of the universe. Do they claim that there are no objects more distant than 6500 ly or were the photons created in transit?

[Xipe Totec]

21. Hey, alchemy is cool!

And ultimately correct in the grand scheme of things.

We can transmute elements after all.

[Parche]

12. Cestus 3 YR2267

:popcorn: :hi:

[idgiehkt]

13. well, you know, Jesus made the dinosaurs

it was one of his tricks. He was on the cross, and the Romans had those chariots, and he turns to the guy next to him and says "hey man, watch me fuck those horses UP!"

Corinthians 18:22

[billyskank]

14. That's a poor translation from the Hebrew.

What he actually said was, "watch this - it's going to be fucking mental."

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

15. wrong wrong wrong!

in the original Aramaic, it's translated as "Render unto Caesar a big fucking T-Rex!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. I know you plebians tend to have bought the naive "T-Rex" translation,

but we experts know that the Aramaic should actually be more rightfully translated as "Triceratops".

But you probably went to a B-level seminary, not an A-level one like me.

I do thank you, however, for the clarification of the rest of the verse's true translation.

[MrCoffee]

20. did you get your theology degree from Bob's College of Small Engine Repair?

why would the original verse include a reference to a herbivore, when clearly the carnage and havoc which only a T-Rex is capable of is implied throughout book?

I'd ask your "A-level seminary" for a refund.

[Critters2]

23. Again, that text was originally written in Koine Greek

More like an A-/B+ level seminary.

Unlike the oldest Protestant graduate school of theology in North America, which some of us attended :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. Sure, if you want to buy into the "Koine Greek" conspiracy of Josephus.

I know A-N is still teaching that particular falsity. Sad, really, but not surprising; A-N's never been known for its students' or professors' scholarly abilities.

:eyes:


























:rofl:

[Critters2]

40. Must be true, because the only clever retort I can come up with is

Fuck you!! :P

Wonder what I would've said if I'd gone to Lancaster?

[Rabrrrrrr]

75. If you'd gone to Lancaster, you'd be hanging your head in shame for not knowing what "Koine" means.

And you'd be wondering what we're talking about, since your Bible is clearly in English.


:rofl:

[zabet]

90. Are you absolutely sure it

is not Aramaic carpenter slang lingo for "Velociraptor"?
:hide:

[Critters2]

16. Corinthians was (were, there are two of 'em) written in Greek

which would explain your mistranslation :)

[idgiehkt]

22. mycritters to the rescue!

:hi: :hug:

[BlueJazz]

55. (When Jesus was on the cross) ..I thought he said "Damn Paul!..I can see your house from up here"

[swimboy]

18. Don't know, but it was 4:15 on a Thursday

[texas1928]

19. One Jehovah's Witness told me...

That we do not know how long God's 7 days were. He could have created the dinosaurs in that time, and then scrapped them and created Adam and Eve.

[Blue-Jay]

25. That makes more sense than the "6000 years" bullshit.

Then again, since when has religion been about sense? (aside from inventing stories to wrap your head around that which you don't understand...)

[texas1928]

26. Well my question to her...

Was "if he scrapped them, why did he leave all these bones around?" She really did not answer me.

[Blue-Jay]

27. God is not fastidious, apparently.

Nor does he own a dustpan.

[idgiehkt]

32. for his dogs.

silly. :eyes:

[idgiehkt]

30. or maybe Adam and Eve are made from dinosaur ribs

Awesome.

[Critters2]

41. Adam was made from dirt.

Read your freakin' Bible!! Geez! :banghead:

[idgiehkt]

44. dirt?

Well if that's the case then that explains some things about why men don't clean as well as they should, they are in their native element, or, among relatives....???

[Critters2]

53. Yes. Yes, it does,

Genesis 2:7

"7then the Lord God formed man from the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and the man became a living being."

[gmoney]

79. someone said something cool about this...

"The same people who are visibly upset at the notion that man evolved from apes have NO PROBLEM with the idea that man is made of mud." ...words to that effect, not sure who to attribute, too lazy to Google right now.

"Some people say a man is made out of mud... a poor man's made out of muscle and blood. Muscle and blood and skin and bone, a mind that's weak and a back that's strong. You load sixteen tons and what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt. St. Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go... I owe my soul to the company store. --Sixteen Tons, sung by Tennessee Ernie Ford, written by a couple dudes I'm also too lazy too Google.

[Critters2]

93. The Hebrew word "adama", from which we get Adam means clay

or earth.

[Taverner]

103. JW's aren't creationists, however...

But then again, they don't believe in Evolution per se either. They take the attitude that "we will never know, so we shouldn't question"

[mark414]

24. the T. Rex first appeared in 1968

but then tragedy struck when its head was destroyed in a car crash in 1977

thankfully, the legend lives on:



as for the rest, they went into hiding when ABC canceled their series

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaurs_(TV_series)

[Manifestor_of_Light]

72. That was such a funny TV show!!!

They were all named Sinclair, as in the green dinosaur mascot oil company.

[leftofthedial]

28. they are alive today

they are planning a world reunion tour next summer

[IndianaJones]

29. they perished in the flood. they were not on the ark. nt.

[mark414]

31. and we have video proof:

it starts 9 seconds in...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3V9pI-6NSk

[idgiehkt]

33. in the original texts they left just prior to the flood

in spaceships Lucifer stole from the garage when God wasn't looking.

That's how he got grounded. We think it's hell but really he's just being punished for a couple of 'God's' weekends.

[mark414]

36. or maybe they escaped in Lord Xenu's spaceships

when he came to destroy all the frozen alien bodies by dumping them in volcanoes...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6938055


PS...Hi! i haven't been around in a few months...

[idgiehkt]

38. truth really is stranger than fiction

wow. :crazy:

[Fire Walk With Me]

50. You're close. There were all unfortunate enough to have been touring a molasses factory

on this terrible day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_molasses_disaster

[tandot]

35. "were"??? They all died??? I really should read the news more often

:shrug:

[Critters2]

42. It was in all the papers.

And Fox blamed it on the clenis.

[Arugula Latte]

37. We could ask Hanna and Barbera. ...

I think at least one is dead, though. Maybe both.

[pokerfan]

39. Creation Science for kids

http://www.christiananswers.net/dinosaurs/home.html




http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

Spiritual Safety Tip

What should you do if you find an Atheist?

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

[XemaSab]

63. ZOMG!!!!!

My OBJECTIVE is JUST 4 KIDZ! The "Z" is for "ZEALOUSNESS," 'cause Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm (Rev. 3:15-16). I read in the Bible that He said: "As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent"... Let's do that!

[XemaSab]

64. This website is the living shit.

MAR 28, 2003: "ROCK CHIP REPAIR" SCAM
Dr. Troy Franklin, OBJECTIVE occult expert, has brought to our attention a disturbing new danger to weak-spirited Christians and unsaved persons that we feel needs to be reported.

As he tells it, while out at a local supermarket shopping for food for his cat, Dr. Franklin noticed one of those small tents advertising "Free Rock Chip Repair" that have been springing up in our nation's parking lots. Curious, he went to enquire about getting a ding in his windshield sealed, only to learn that the person manning the tent had other intentions, namely to try and recruit Dr. Franklin into a cult!

Fortunately, the good doctor has become quite immune to cultic recruiting ploys from his years studying their tactics, and thus he was able to extricate himself from the situation with his soul unharmed. However, those less skilled in their Faith -- and especially those of false faiths or no faith at all -- would have soon found themselves back at the cult headquarters doing all manner of unspeakable rites and blasphemies... or maybe even brainwashed into manning a tent of their own.

For the safety of your soul, do not be tempted by the lure of impulse rock chip repair from strangers in parking lots. It may say free, but it could cost you your soul! If you need your windshield fixed, go to a qualified Christian repair shop.

http://objectiveministries.org/antioccult/

:rofl:

[JBoy]

66. Awesome

Great stuff on that site. I can't wait to make my Jesus-o-lantern:

[JBoy]

67. And can anyone make this into an avatar?

Mr Gruff, the athiest goat.

[JBoy]

68. Aw, now this is just creepy.

[krispos42]

73. Oh dear god, It's a real picture from that site!

Makes me wonder what Jesus was REALLY crucified for!

Child molestation, perhaps? Lord knows (no pun intended) what I was thinking when I read that story about the Assistant US Attorney setting up a sex date with a 5-year-old girl!

[jberryhill]

95. It's a spoof site, you know

It links to the hilarious "Landover Baptist Church"

[pokerfan]

98. Oh sure, we know that now

Where were you yesterday?

[jberryhill]

99. Yesterday?

Why, I had a yard full of brachyosaurs that I needed to drive off.

[krispos42]

100. Argh! The curse of the vacationing websurf!

Never have time to properly explore all these threads!!!


:rofl:

[China_cat]

96. Read your bible

The men who came to arrest Jesus just missed a naked boy running away.

[NewJeffCT]

77. I just watched "Before the Dinosaurs" on the Discovery Channel

The Fundies would really have their heads spinning over that one... especially since it stated that life on earth started when a comet collided with our dead world and the two combined to form a world that could support life (with a remaining piece of the comet becoming the moon)

I guess they could say that God caused the comet to hit the earth.

[JBoy]

65. Holy shit!

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz

That site is whacked! It's got all the answers to life's big questions, including that Adam and Eve didn't have belly buttons. I did not know that...

[Roland99]

74. I can't tell if that's satire or not. If it is, AWESOME! If not, uhhh ... wow.

[pokerfan]

84. It is satire

when I saw the Jesus and the little boy with his hand on Jesus' ass, only then did I get suspicious:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OBJECTIVE:_Ministries

[idgiehkt]

85. oh, that is brilliant

the best satire is the kind that leaves you scratching your head. The part about Darwin and Apple is excellent.

[pokerfan]

86. Yes, it is very well done

I fell for it at first, probably because it so closely tracks other fundy sites.

[Kajsa]

43. And-- just how do they explain Lucy?

Not Desi Arnaz's wife,

this Lucy

http://tinyurl.com/ylgtcl

Hmm--

[sakabatou]

45. The devil made Lucy to trick us

[Kajsa]

47. ROFL !

Good one!

:rofl:

[unpossibles]

102. Devil-ution! n/t

[pokerfan]

46. Giddy Up!

The kids run past that and around a corner, where stands another, smaller dinosaur.

Which is wearing a saddle.

It is an English saddle, hornless and battered. Apparently, this was a dinosaur used for dressage competitions and stakes races. Any working dinosaur accustomed to the rigors of ranch work and herding other dinosaurs along the dusty trail almost certainly would wear a sturdy western saddle.

http://www.esquire.com/features/ESQ0207GREETINGS

[Lethe]

48. ridiculous!

the Creationists make such fools of themselves coming up with these absurd theories. Why is it so hard for these people to just say that the Biblical account of creation is an abstract notion? Then they can permit what modern science has validated into their beliefs. They can believe that the age of the Earth is around 4 billion years old, and that evolution occurs, and still believe God created this stuff....

:shrug:

[ironflange]

49. Dinosaurs walk among us even today!

"Grrr! Watch it, I'm a tuff guy!"


"She likes it when I do this"

[begin_within]

56. Another one spotted:

http://www.heraldtimesonline.com/stories/2007/04/13/pm_imus0413+Z.jpg

[deucemagnet]

51. From about 1935 - 1945.

You won't find that in the history books, though. :tinfoilhat:

[matcom]

52. 1969 - 1972

BIG years for dinasaurs

[StrongBad]

54. Have you been listening to Bill Hicks again??

:)

[TK421]

57. YOU STRONGBAD......YOU KNOW TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR?

[StrongBad]

60. Oh yeah!

He's totally awesome!!! Always burninating the countryside and whatnot...

[TK421]

61. Well have him burninate my fucking JOB!!! Please!!!!!

:banghead: :banghead: Sorry, but it was the day from hell for me

[Bjornsdotter]

58. This ought to clear it up for you

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8KwpkzaVjzw

...added bonus the song may give you an earworm. Go in to 3:15.

Cheers

[Rabrrrrrr]

91. I despise that jackass.

Fucking despise him, and all the harm he is doing on this planet.

[Swede]

59. Way back when everything was in black&white.

:shrug:

[mark414]

62. thank goodness that tornado hit Kansas and we discovered Oz;

i'm so glad i didn't have to grow up in a world without color...

[idgiehkt]

69. roflmao!!!

:rofl: :hi:

[Skittles]

70. what years did Fred Flinstone live?

it would be around that time

[RevCheesehead]

71. Oh, come on - - that's easy.

Ronald Reagan, 1980-1988.

[LanternWaste]

76. 1577-1975

1577-1975.

[LynneSin]

78. Wait - aren't the dinosaurs in the Bush regime

:shrug:

[Felix Mala]

80. How do you think the pyramids were built? Bronto power, a la Fred Flinstone.

Its as obvious on as the nose on the top of a seals head!

[Beetwasher]

81. What??? You DON'T REMEMBER THE FLINTSTONES?????

WTF is wrong w/ you?

[jberryhill]

83. From Creation to the Flood

Noah couldn't fit them on the ark.

All of the animals were created during the first week of creation.

The dinosaurs died in the flood, since they weren't on the ark.

They got buried in mud, and that's where fossils come from.

Don't you knowz Siense?

[BreweryYardRat]

87. No idea, but ask the next fundie asshole you meet this question...

If God created dinosaurs and all the other ancient reptiles, and they were supposedly wiped out in the Flood, then why don't we still have plesiosaurs, icthyosaurs, pliosaurs, mosasaurs, and other marine reptiles?

Key points to make them babble and stammer as logic squashes their feeble minds:

A flood's not going to trouble species that already live in the water their whole lives (most marine reptiles were viviparous). Shit, a flood would be like Thanksgiving for them -- plenty of corpses floating around for them to feast on.

The floodwaters drying up and stranding them all wouldn't have been an issue, because the texts specifically say the waters took a long time to dry out. I haven't read the Old Testament in over ten years, but I still remember that.

[jberryhill]

88. Extinction is not ruled out...

Don't wait too long, or their answer will be...

"For the same reason we don't have polar bears or blue whales."

[Liberalynn]

89. Good question!

One I always had is how the whole world got started from one family. I mean where did the child bearers for Cain and Able's kids come from, if the only other woman was their own mother? Did God just make a couple more women for them, and then more people for their grandkids to marry? Probably a bunch of really stupid questions but they never explained any of this in Catholic school, and it always bothered me but I was afraid to ask for fear of getting smacked with the ruler. LOL.

[Left Is Write]

92. I don't know, but I've been told they live in Florida.

[China_cat]

94. God planted all those bones and made them look old to test your faith.

In other words, god's a liar.

[MarianJack]

97. According to my bat-shit crazy fundie niece,...

...about 100 years ago.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

101. You're here right now.

:shrug: