I think I have discovered that chocolate gives me heartburn.

[billyskank]

On that bombshell, I should go to bed. :o

[mzteris]

1. but, but, but -

what am I gonna do with the case of that I bought in anticipation of your visit????

[billyskank]

3. Probably worth a little bit of heartburn.

:D

[mzteris]

7. Maybe it was the milk

that did it? Don't worry, we don't need no stinkin' milk!

Besides, I just ordered a case of these:


:D

[ceile]

2. Then don't eat it......?

:shrug:

'Night

[billyskank]

4. Aye. Sigh.

:hi:

[ceile]

5. It's bad for you anyway....

[Parche]

6. I Recommend This

Take 1tablet while standing naked in the middle of your house........:rofl: :hi:

[mzteris]

8. that'll work!

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

9. There's definitely a theme emerging today....

[Parche]

13. Theme

I have no naked idea what you naked are talking naked about
I always naked take this when naked my stomach is naked upset
and it always naked works very well, its the caffeine naked
in the chocolate naked that is the culprit that naked your
stomach is naked very sensitive to naked and also aspirin
is something naked that causes stomach naked pains.............
:rofl: :hi:

[LSK]

10. try this stuff

http://www.zensoy.com/products.html

[redqueen]

11. That's not right.

Then again *everything* gives me heartburn. I could eat only bread and drink only water, and I'd still get heartburn. Thank goodness for nexium and $500 per month insurance. x(

[billyskank]

15. That stinks.

:(

:hug:

[Rising Phoenix]

12. chocolate makes me sneeze

but I still eat it!

good night :hug:

[billyskank]

14. Sneeze?

That's weird! :hug:

[DarkTirade]

22. Well you should stop snorting cocoa powder.

It's not good for you.

[Rising Phoenix]

27. lol

[johnnie]

30. Me too!

I know there are a few of us out there. People look at me strange when I say it makes me sneeze, but oh well.. it does. But I like it too much :)

[yewberry]

16. Being alive gives me heartburn.

Of course, being a complete idiot, I didn't realize that I wasn't supposed to feel like that all the time for 30 years or so. My husband finally got me to see a doctor about it.

Boy, life got a lot better. I shouldn't have waited, though--now I have a "condition."

My advice? Avoid heartburn. (Shocking!!) Can you take over-the-counter meds?

Hope you feel better now!

[billyskank]

17. I felt a lot better yesterday, after I tried not eating any chocolate.

I will try the same thing today, to see if I get the same result. :hi:

[yewberry]

18. If you're prone to heartburn

pay attention to mint, too. No idea why, but that seems to be a fairly common trigger.

:hi:

[DarkTirade]

23. Feeling better by not eating chocolate...

now that's just bizarre.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. well if you eat chocolate before your dinner you should be ok.

dont eat it after, because chocolate and coffee both keep the sphincter muscle that closes your stomach open. which causes the acid to come up to your oesophagus.

on an empty stomach chocolate is better.

[billyskank]

29. I'm sure that is sound advice.

Thanks pri. Damn my sweet tooth. :hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

33. also if you can drink some milk after the chocolate

milks good for acid reflux

and NO mint at all

also only drink coffee on an empty stomach and not after meals

[Callalily]

20. Maybe it's the

quality of the chocolate you've been eating. You should try this; http://www.artisanconfection.com/stores/scharffenberger/

Personally, I'm not too fond of chocolate. Tastes too chocolaty.

Hope you slept well. :hug:

[DarkTirade]

21. Well then you can give yours to me then. :)

[riona]

24. Cut out all your favorite foods & you'll be okay

[yellowdogintexas]

25. cheap milk chocolate definitely. Horrible deathly heartburn

expensive dark not very sweet chocolate not so bad.


Still don't eat candy very often due to bad experiences. I prefer my chocolate in a brownie or cake

[raccoon]

26. If you have GERD, chocolate's one of the foods they tell you to avoid. nt

[La Lioness Priyanka]

28. yes

:(

[Pacifist Patriot]

31. THAT is a tragedy!

And why are you going to bed in the middle of the afternoon? ;)

[billyskank]

32. You guys never heard of a siesta?

;)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

34. i love a nap like no other

seriously LOVE Naps