Post a complete non sequitur or the kitty gets it!

[JTG of the PRB]

I mean it this time, too. I want non sequiturs or so help me, I will buy a cactus!

[mzteris]

1. isn't it nice

we're having weather?

[XemaSab]

2. How's this?

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[JTG of the PRB]

4. Please explain the existence of God in 17 words or less.

No peeking!

[XemaSab]

13. Organic strawberries, 73% cacao chocolate, and chardonnay.

I have 10 words left over. :)

[KitchenWitch]

3. I have never seen a walk off balk.

[JTG of the PRB]

6. Ronald McDonald is the world's greatest menace.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. I have realized that I will have to plant more peonies next spring.

[KitchenWitch]

8. ...

I hate it when my dyslexia works overtime...I thought you said you needed to plant more of something COMPLETELY different next year!

:blush:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. ...!!

...Not that other thing.

[KitchenWitch]

12. I am glad...peonies are far more beautiful!

:rofl:

[JTG of the PRB]

7. Butterflies are itchy.

[wildhorses]

9. it used to be a barn

[JTG of the PRB]

11. Fool me once, shame on... Shame on you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKgPY1adc0A

[Aristus]

14. Hooshings? Before, you were doing slap-slaps!

B-)

[Danger Mouse]

15. Spiders don't fit me anymore.

Especially not the hairy ones.

[JTG of the PRB]

16. These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Move along.

[Danger Mouse]

20. These aren't the droids we're looking for.

Move along.

[jobycom]

17. Republicans are, ergo they think. nt

[darkstar]

18. uh...uh....Gwar rocks.....

uh....

[begin_within]

19. Some U.S. Americans don't have maps. Like South Africa and the Iraq. And such as.

[RushIsRot]

21. We need a Peeance, Freeance World, and soon!

[RushIsRot]

22. We need a Peeance, Freeance World, and soon!

[DarkTirade]

23. I refuse to fish.

[krispos42]

24. It's raining spam and passion

Lute in a cracker. Apple disc rotates Aqua-Velva morbid nitrogen.

Bosco thermograph tetracontakaidigon. Hebrew National, ace parakeet box. Military intelligence. Sluice scrabble goat scale choad.

Jell-O.

[FloridaJudy]

25. Albatross!

[Lethe]

26. it is raining outside

therefore i shall recite poetry to my pet crawfish, Fred

[regnaD kciN]

27. Armadillo...

[sarge43]

28. Current temperature: 41F, Wind Chill: 40F, Humidity: 100, Dew Point: 41. n/t

[yellowdogintexas]

29. oatmeal, coffee, cream, shower,

morning ritual
driving swearing
at other traffic
work awaits

[JTG of the PRB]

30. Tachyons are more dangerous than you think.

According to Star Trek, those things are everywhere.

[I Have A Dream]

31. LIfe is like a box of chocolates. n/t

[Felix Mala]

32. My dog barks yellow.

[JTG of the PRB]

33. Huh... Did everything just taste purple for a second?

[Richard Steele]

34. Speaking of kittens getting it, did you know the best asiago cheese comes from Wisconsin?

[Rob H.]

35. Fifteen squirrels, water hazard. Crinkly!

But no more chartreuse rhinoplasty for Elvis' jumpsuit.

[Burma Jones]

36. The Second Coming of Paul Lynde is nigh

[skygazer]

37. My hovercraft is full of eels

[FloridaJudy]

38. Please, may I fondle your buttocks?

[Tyler Durden]

39. A wet bird doesn't fly at night.

[MorningGlow]

40. Eddies in the space-time continuum

Ah. Is he...

[El Fuego]

41. This bag is not a toy.

[sarge43]

42. About the kitty getting it, a queen bee lays approximately 1,000 eggs each day.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

43. Breast Feeding At Circuit City

is a crime

[Javaman]

44. floor wax can be a yummy topping. nt

[billyskank]

45. There are 79, and none of them are me.

[kmla]

46. I hate brussel sprouts.

[Arugula Latte]

47. I've tired of being disgruntled. I will now be gruntled.

[WinkyDink]

48. But I don't LIKE Spam!

[Liberalynn]

49. Yes I think you're sexy, now quit asking me that you gorgeous

sexy hunk of man you!

[JTG of the PRB]

50. I think I'm going to become a monk.

[ruiner4u]

51. There is no parking in the red zone...

[JTG of the PRB]

52. Think of the children! Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?!

[vixengrl]

53. If it wasn't for my horse--I never would have gotten through college.

:)

[JTG of the PRB]

58. If it weren't for my horse... If it weren't for my horse...

*aneurysm*

:rofl:

[KamaAina]

54. Three pounds of flax!

:hi:

[Pushed To The Left]

55. Well, the kitty probably had it coming anyway!

:P

[Bjornsdotter]

56. Nobody can kill a cell phone like

...Mr Bjornsdotter. Another gives up its life...

[sakabatou]

57. I've thought of a wonderful present for you...

Shall I give you despair?