the Official Xema Sab Appreciation Thread

[Gormy Cuss]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"


don't mess with my Yankee homey, Xema Sab

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. In Before the

Brazillion....ooops too late.

[swag]

2. I like her persona very much,

but I don't think that corny old joke has much to do with her.

[Gormy Cuss]

4. ..

Nope, nothing at all to do with her.:)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6939040&mesg_id=6939040

[Critters2]

5. Does this one?

Little Johnny comes home from school and his mom asks how his day
was. He replies, "I had sex with my teacher today." "Oh my god!
You get to your room! Wait till your father comes home!!!", says his mom.

Awhile later the father comes home and the mom says, "Go up to Johnny's
room and talk to him. He's been really bad today."

Dad goes up to the son's room and asks why mom is so mad. "I told her
I had sex with my teacher today," replied Johnny. "Alright! That's my
boy!", says Dad. "Ya know son, women just don't think like men. But
I'm proud of you. What are you now, about thirteen, right? Wow. That's
my son! Ya know what? I'm so proud of you I'm gonna take you out and
buy you that new shiny bike you've been wanting!"

So the dad and Johnny go out and buy the nicest, reddest, shiniest bike
in the whole town. "You gonna ride it home son?" asks Dad. Johnny
replied, "Nah, my ass is still sore."

[swag]

3. I like her persona very much,

but I don't think that corny old joke has much to do with her.

[Lethe]

6. i feel like i missed out on something here

Whats the deal with all the Brazilian jokes today? Something happen in GD i miss?

[Gormy Cuss]

7. Nah, just random kudzu in the lounge.

:)

[XemaSab]

8. This is your answer:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6939108&mesg_id=6939108

Caffeine, theobromine, ethanol, and strawberry juice are all fighting for control of my brain! :o

[ghostsofgiants]

9. She's a cool kid.