I got tasered while breastfeeding a pitbull in the Olive Garden which caused it to

[DS1]

send out an enormous stream of dog-doo into the salad bar and also extinguish another man's cigarette and caused me to ejaculate onto the back of the waitress who immediately vomited into the cornflaked chicken with au jus and tofu and bag lettuce she was delivering to a table of lesbian newlyweds and a token vegan straight girl at which point a guy outside wearing a Goofy costume and Punisher badge was heard cursing my name before scootering off in his assless chaps with a gasoline powered leaf-blower on his back.


There, I think that just about covers it

[madinmaryland]

1. You forgot about the screaming children running around the restaurant

while their mother was yakking loudly on a cell phone!

[Arkansas Granny]

2. Wow! And a good time was had by all.

[flvegan]

3. He didn't run over any declawed feral songbird killing cats, did he?

Good thing he wasn't on his cell phone, I guess.

[LynneSin]

4. But did you save your receipt?

:shrug:

[jberryhill]

7. I think I'm going to need to inspect your bags /nt

[LynneSin]

9. I have a ton of receipts from a ton of shopping I've done

and everytime someone asks to see my receipt I laugh so hard I just about piss my pants.

I love owning a home

:woohoo:

[Sugar Smack]

5. And where was Fat Actress during this melee?

:D

[Critters2]

6. And the kudzu just kept growing. nt

[Momgonepostal]

8. Where is Walmart in this? nt

[DS1]

10. feel free to add

perhaps the Olive Garden is INSIDE the Wal Mart..