I can't find my hoodie. It was last seen somewhere in LaGuardia on Sunday.

[LeftyMom]

It looks like this, http://www.cinderblock.com/bands/product-details.aspx?product=9048&category=186 and has a button on it that says "cranky vegan asshole." It's lost and lonely and needs it's medication (well, if a date with warm water and a capful of Method detergent is medication) and I miss it very much. Please help.

No, really, I'm very bummed 'cause I wear that thing pretty much any day it's not too hot.

Which brings me to my question- am I a horrible person that I'm already thinking about starting a new life with this hoodie instead? http://www.cinderblock.com/bands/product-details.aspx?product=5428&category=186

[Pierre.Suave]

1. great post

I am going to recommend it.

[Crabby Appleton]

2. I rec'd even though the links don't work for me

I wanna "cranky vegan asshole" button - I can cross out the vegan part.

[LeftyMom]

3. link here

http://www.herbivoreclothing.com/a.totes.buttons.html

[Crabby Appleton]

4. THX

[TommyO]

11. I love the "praise seitan" button

[LeftyMom]

12. I have that as a black tank top.

It's schweeeeet.

[flvegan]

5. They've got your DNA now.

Duh.

[LeftyMom]

6. For the breeding project?

[flvegan]

7. Future prosecution. Stay away from white Broncos.

[LeftyMom]

8. Remember: if you see a green Saturn on the news, I need bail money.

[skygazer]

9. Criminal neglect

If you can't hang on to a hoodie, how can you possibly be responsible for a child? That poor hoodie is probably torn by now, possibly even stained! :cry:

You evil, evil person! :spank:

[LeftyMom]

10. Maybe it wanted to be free.

Should I have microchipped it when I had the chance.

I hope it's not hungry. It's got a Luna bar in it's pocket.

[Gormy Cuss]

13. TSA found it.

They have a simple policy about unattended personal items. When they saw the button with the words "vegan" (terrorist) and "asshole" (unsafe language for the air traveling public) they invoked the ultimate remedy.

Your hoodie now looks like this:

[LeftyMom]

14. Well, at least I know what happened to it and I don't have to wonder and worry.

:sniff:

[bluedigger]

15. If I were you

I'd investigate Bill Belichick. He's a known scofflaw with a penchant for hoodies!