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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 12:17 PM
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I'm going to get a massage tonight, ask me anything!!
:D
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 12:19 PM
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1. are you going to get the 'happy ending'?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 12:20 PM
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3. What's that?
This is just a tissue massage to remove those tension muscle knots in my shoulders.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 12:27 PM
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4. if you don't know, ask the masseuse
they'll be happy to explain it to you.
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CGowen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 12:32 PM
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10. At least they can do the ears (How do the Ferengi call it again?) n/t
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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 02:01 PM
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15. That would be Oo-mox
I had to search for it, I would be too embarrassed to post if I knew it off the top of my ridged head.


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CGowen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 02:51 PM
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18. Thanks, there is even a book called "Oo-mox for Fun and Profit"
Edited on Tue Sep-18-07 02:51 PM by CGowen
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 12:29 PM
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5. Also known as a "rub and tug"...
:rofl: :P :D
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 12:30 PM
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7. Oh good grief, this is a professional establishment. Not a brothel!
:spray:

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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 12:20 PM
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2. are you gonna ask for the happy ending?
oh come on, someone had to...
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 12:30 PM
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6. MMMMmm I need to do that again!
Last one I had, I felt for a week. :9


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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 12:30 PM
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8. Did you have a happy ending?
Others seem to be asking that question...

:hide:
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 12:32 PM
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9. No, but it was a masseuse
not a masseur.

If I went somewhere where there was a guy..... who knows? :shrug:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 12:54 PM
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11. Massage
On the sperm of the moment? :shrug: :hi:
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HERVEPA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 01:48 PM
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12. Will it move? (nt)
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 01:51 PM
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13. What kind??
I had a hot rock and a swedish massage...

they both rock...
I hear the deep tissue one can actually make you sore...

:hi:


lost
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 01:55 PM
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14. !
:blush:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 02:04 PM
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16. Why are you blushing??
:shrug: :shrug:
:loveya:

love getting massages....


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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 02:09 PM
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17. I spotted a double entendre...
;)
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 03:26 PM
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19. Oh I see
:rofl: :rofl:


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