Tell a complete lie about another DUer

[MrScorpio]

Redqueen secretly had an affair with former Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau. He bought her a red Porsche 911 Turbo

[soleft]

1. California Peggy is the Zodiac Killer

[NewJeffCT]

47. How do we know she's not?

just sayin'

[Arugula Latte]

62. Well, they're both from California.

That's proof enough, in my book.

[idgiehkt]

86. hmmmmm....they never did catch the first one

makes you wonder.

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

2. MrScorpio's favorite bands are the Bay City Rollers, Color me Badd and Vanilla Ice

:hide:

[Gormy Cuss]

3. MrScorpio is an

astrologer and his sun sign is Libra.

[Deep13]

4. Lioness is from Sweden. nt

[ThomCat]

69. I happen to know for a fact that her entire family

is from Topeka, Kansas. :P

[Aristus]

5. NewWaveChick1981 is secretly a male freeper living in his parent's basement.

And he hangs out in airport bathrooms. :P

[NewWaveChick1981]

20. Senator Craig, is that you?

:rofl: :hi: :P

[Aristus]

59. tap-tap-tap.

:evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

6. Billyskank is a choosey mother who refuses to choose Jif

[QueenOfCalifornia]

7. MrScorpio

thought long and hard about his post and never avoids doing the dishes or cleaning out the refrigerator.

[billyskank]

8. BarenakedLady completed Tetris.

[Richard Steele]

9. Improvements in digital imaging technology clearly show Mr. Scorpio on the grassy knoll in Dallas...

...having a picnic with Redqueen and Pierre Trudeau.

[MissMillie]

10. Parche was on the olympic luge team in 1962

um... that's the team for the USSR....

[ohiosmith]

11. MrCoffee drinks tea.

[skygazer]

12. LynneSin did NOT show her receipt at Circuit City

:wow:

[Dr. Strange]

22. Hee hee

What did she show?
:wow:

[China_cat]

13. Rabbbrrrr (or however it's spelled)

Is the sweetest, nicest person in the world who never has a bad word to say about anybody or anything.

[Critters2]

60. !

:spray:

[Taverner]

14. MrScorpio is really a Virgin

:P

[Maestro]

78. He said to say a lie!

:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

15. LynnSin really

lives in a McMansion in Rumson, NJ



lost

[skygazer]

16. AngryAmish is a mild-mannered Episcopalian

[MissMillie]

17. is there any other kind of Episcopalian?

:hi: :P

[Gormy Cuss]

41. Surely you jest.

After enough sherry the Episcopalians get downright, well, animated.
:P

[yardwork]

58. I wouldn't go that far but sometimes they take off their sensible shoes

--yardwork, a lapsed Episcopalian.

[Deep13]

99. God's frozen people.

I used to attend the church on the corner of Stafford and Pleasant.

[MissMillie]

143. I go there from time to time

they have a very nice woman pastor now... I like her a lot.

It's less than 1/2 a mile from where I live!

[AlCzervik]

18. Rabrrrrrr is a huge fan of the Dave Matthews band.

[Sugar Smack]

25. And brides.

*snort!*

[idgiehkt]

85. and he just lurves Rosie O'Donnell

I hear they eloped. :)

[LynneSin]

19. lost-in-nj works in tollbooth #3 (northbound) for the Delaware Turnpike commission. Here's proof

http://www.deldot.gov/public.ejs?command=PublicCameraDisplay&county=2&id=80&hb=1&connectType=http

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. xchrom is butch

[NewWaveChick1981]

23. GoPsUx hates women.

:rofl: :P :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

30. ...

Now that is a good one :rofl: :hi:

[MrCoffee]

24. ohiosmith's bedroom is decorated with Strawberry Shortcake accoutrements

[La Lioness Priyanka]

26. thomcat is a sexist prick

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. jonnyblitz is a yuppie

[ThomCat]

34. Damned Right!

Girls should know their place! x(

:P

(somebody please tell me where that is.)

[Gormy Cuss]

64. In the kitchen, dummy.

:hi:

on edit: I just realized that's twofer -- a lie about women and a lie about you.

[ThomCat]

67. Damn it, get out of my kitchen!

No woman is allowed in my kitchen. Everyone knows that only men really know how to cook! Who ever heard of a woman chef? x(

:P

(nice twofer!) :applause:

[MrCoffee]

28. IndianaJones owns a complete set of "Sweet Valley High" novels

[MrCoffee]

29. Parche diebolded the election for A/V Club president

[Guava Jelly]

31. Crim son won't quit spamming my pm box with nekkid pictures

I mean sheesh isn't 4-500 of them a week enough :eyes:

[ThomCat]

65. But I hear they're all nekkid pictures of you.

If you didn't send 'em out, they wouldn't all come back. :P

[Guava Jelly]

72. Thats true

Rumor has it after seeing me nekkid she has joined a nunnery and gouged out her eyes :silly:

[Name removed]

32. Deleted sub-thread

Sub-thread removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[MrCoffee]

33. LynneSin will vote for anyone who's in favor of a flat tax

[SeattleGirl]

35. LaraMN is very shy and retiring.

:P

[redqueen]

36. ...

:rofl:


Hmmm... okay:


Mr. Scorpio eats cornflake-coated chicken at the Olive Garden, and sics his pit bull on breastfeeding moms.

[SeattleGirl]

37. And he smokes like a chimney!

:rofl:

[Parche]

38. CaliforniaPeggy Bribed The Judges In Her Poem Contest

"The planet Earth is a speck of dust, remote and alone in the void. There are powers in the universe inscrutable and profound. Fear cannot save us. Rage cannot help us. We must see the stranger in a new light-the light of understanding. And to achieve this, we must begin to understand ourselves, and each other."


And she STILL didnt get 1st Place :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

39. ohiosmith had surgery, but not for cataracts. it was gender reassignment.

[dolo amber]

40. RandomKoolzip is 70% cock

:thumbsup:

[MrCoffee]

42. matcom once opened for Carrot Top in St. Petersburg, FL

[supernova]

43. Xchrom never misses Monday Night Football

[Parche]

44. lost-in-nj IS Really Carrot Top In Disguise

:rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

found out

[Rambis]

137. wow for a second there

I thought that was a demented Stockard Channing pic- Freak!

[ThomCat]

45. Kitchen Witch is actually a Front-Porch Baptist!

And she won't stop e-mailing me missionary material. :(






















It's missionary position "materials." She thinks she can cure gay men. :P

[KitchenWitch]

66. Have you read the latest literature

Why are you being so resistant?

:P

[ThomCat]

68. The cute mormon boys try harder.

:blush:

:P

[KitchenWitch]

70. But are the cute Mormon boys packing DDs?

:P

[ThomCat]

71. I certainly hope not.

:rofl:

You look much better with those than they would. :)

Edit: Oops. I'm supposed to lie. So...

I'm conducting one on one interviews to see who's more persuasive, you or one of the mormon boys. He's coming over on Friday. Can you come over on Saturday evening? I promise to serve breakfast afterward. :9

[KitchenWitch]

73. Sure thing!

Must save you from your evil ways!

:evilgrin:

[Parche]

46. MrCoffee Is Decaffeinated

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


:hi:

[MrCoffee]

48. GoPsUx's perfect woman on match.com was Katherine Harris

[Guava Jelly]

52. pssst..You were supposed to lie

:loveya: Kathy Wathy
She will be mine oh Yes!!!!! :hide:

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.:sarcasm:

[billyskank]

49. If you drop LaraMN, she always lands on her feet.

[NewJeffCT]

50. Skittles couldn't hurt a fly

let alone kick anybody's ass.

[NMDemDist2]

51. Southpawkicker hates music and only listens to Beethoven when he must

have background noise.

:yoiks:

[MrCoffee]

53. Orrex will show his receipt to anyone, anywhere, at any time, often unsolicited

[Parche]

54. redqueen has to turn down dozens of date requests every night

No really she does............:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[billyskank]

57. She SHOULD

and if she doesn't then the world is clearly broken and needs fixing.

[skygazer]

55. WritingIsMyReligion hates Steely Dan

[WritingIsMyReligion]

138. Yes, I despise them.

:rofl:

:D

[mainegreen]

56. All loungers detest frivolity of any sort.

[Critters2]

61. flvegan eats sausage when he thinks no one's looking. nt

[MrCoffee]

63. only McDonalds sausage, and only on a McGriddle breakfast sandwich

[otherlander]

74. Conservative Democrat is the secret lovechild of Bob Dylan and Janis Joplin.

[SOteric]

75. DS1 made a secret

fortune selling douche bags.

[Dr. Strange]

76. skygazer's secret identity is in fact...

that's right, Carrot Top!

[elshiva]

77. LeftyMom is a Right wing Republican/ Dittohead

;)

[Pushed To The Left]

79. XemaSab and Devilgrrrl are members of the Church of Scientology!

:P

[Orrex]

80. Hypnotoad was manufactured in an undergroud lab in Des Moines

Tell me I'm lying.


I dare you.

[Pushed To The Left]

81. Ekirh is the son of Vince McMahon, NOT Hornswaggle!

[Ekirh]

83. !!!!!!!!!!

I didn't expect to see this . . . :rofl:

[Pushed To The Left]

82. lizziegrace is actually the sister of Nancy Grace!!

[lizziegrace]

84. Ouch!!

The Flamine Nostrils of Justice! :scared:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

87. Now I really don't want to meet you.

:P :hi:

[lizziegrace]

103. Heh...

too late...

:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

88. and she has a really nice phone voice...

Oh, wait, I'm supposed to lie?

:shrug:

RL

[lizziegrace]

90. ...

:P


My claim to fame is the voice behind the audiotext system at a large facility on campus. Yes, 7 years later, my voice lives on.

:hug:

I'm glad you're out there, and I cannot tell a lie. :patriot:

[RetroLounge]

92. ...

:hug:

RL

[NancyBreen]

89. Kurovski's magic ears are bionic

[lizziegrace]

91. Oedi is a Ford guy

thinks baseball is boring. :yawn:

He doesn't get the whole Monty Python thing either.

;)

[Maraya1969]

93. Hypno Toad is really a priest

[Dr. Strange]

94. There are no lies about Elrond Hubbard...

because all things about Elrond Hubbard are True, for he IS Truth.

[BarenakedLady]

95. billyskank beat Tiger Woods in a golf tournament.

[BarenakedLady]

96. inchworm is really a woman named Slovenka in Poland.

[Gormy Cuss]

97. Everyone who replied to this skygazer thread is a loser:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6942671&mesg_id=6942671

[La Lioness Priyanka]

98. skygazer is not cool!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

100. retrolounge HATES books

[La Lioness Priyanka]

101. elrond hubbard lacks compassion.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

102. hughbeamont is ugly

[Dr. Strange]

104. Starbucks Anarchist attended the DNC in 2004.

Oh, and did I mention he showed up naked?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

106. Actually, that one was true.

:rofl: :hi:

[Dr. Strange]

105. MissMillie once lobbied Congress...

to get a law passed to make it a felony to breastfeed in public.

[Guava Jelly]

107. Deleted sub-thread always follows the du rules

:D

[Dr. Strange]

110. Locking

Please do not call out fellow DU members. Especially Deleted sub-thread. He's an ass-wipe.

[SoxFan]

116. Deleted Sub-thread is really Grovelbot

[BlueIris]

108. Skinner is really a Freeper mole.

[zanne]

118. Skinner also kicks puppies. Swear to God. nt

[begin_within]

109. I had such a smokin' HOT time with Taverner and Flvegan, they considered "jumping the fence"

Sorry guys, it was a brand-new barbecue, and I didn't read the instruction sheet. I'll pay for a new lawn if that helps. We'll just go to Ruth Chris instead.

[Dr. Strange]

111. trumad has a crush on Nader.

He tries to hide it with threads like this: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=1155600
But deep down, he has a love that is unsafe at any speed.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

112. Bullwinkle925 had an affair with Nixon in 1968

And she secretly eats 5 gallons of ice cream a night in the privacy of her bathroom.

[MrScorpio]

113. SeattleGirl once base jumped from the Eiffel Tower

[MrCoffee]

114. crim son broke up the Beatles

[SoxFan]

115. California Peggy is a roadie for Nickleback

:evilgrin:

[MrCoffee]

117. Elad runs DU on an IBM PC AT with an Intel 80286 processor

[SoxFan]

122. Liar

He uses a TRS-80 with a cassette player.

[Deep13]

119. Gizmonic shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. nt

[SoxFan]

120. OhioSmith is Mothman

[philosophie_en_rose]

121. DUers don't exist.

They are a complex set of bickering softwares used by the DNC to distract Americans from supporting the troops.

[otherlander]

140. You might be right...

After all, does anybody actually believe that real people would be able to talk so much about Olive Garden and porn?
:D

[Dr. Strange]

123. lionesspriyanka actually likes it ...

if you ask her why she said "no" to a date.

[SoxFan]

124. LynneSin doesn't break her spaghetti

before cooking it.

[TrogL]

125. CraftyGal is frigid

/me limps

[Ladyhawk]

126. I'm a very nice person...and so are you. :D n/t

[Rhiannon12866]

127. I am actually a 300-lb. bald man with colorful tattoos.

You never know, do you?:shrug::silly:

[SOteric]

128. Midlodemocrat has 7 husbands and

42 children. Although, 40 of those children are clones of TeenMidlo made by matcom during repeated failed attempts to abscond with her in a haze of distraction.

[NewWaveChick1981]

129. lizziegrace is actually Michelle Duggar in real life.

:P :rofl: Sorry, sweetie! I had to do it....:P

[SeattleGirl]

130. ROFL! You just made me laugh out loud!

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

135. ...

:P :rofl: :hi:

[lizziegrace]

132. ...

:spray:


Yep, my uterus is a clown car. ;)


:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

134. I thought as much.

:rofl: :P :hi:

[JTG of the PRB]

131. Yarr! MrScorpio be a land lubber!

He ain't got his sea legs! Yarr har har!

[lizziegrace]

133. NewWaveChick1981

is a 65 year old shy, retiring research librarian who dreams of her first date.

:P

[NewWaveChick1981]

136. You're too kind, deary....

:rofl: :P :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

139. buddhamama hates me...Yup !!

She thinks i am a total @$$hole!
I don't care for her much either :sarcasm:
:D

[otherlander]

141. Otherlander Admires The Hell's Angels For Their Nonconformist Lifestyle.

[Pushed To The Left]

142. Starbucks Anarchist is actually a spy for Coffee Bean!!