Singsongy things you made up as a kid.

[redqueen]

When I was a kid, we used to sing: ~That's what you get, for being like a doo doo.~

[LanternWaste]

1. All bounce, no play

"All bounce, no play
Sissy's gonna get her way.
All Cheer, no bleach.
Sissy's just another leech.
One, two, three, four
Sissy's just a two-bit wh*re"


Zounds! I can't believe I remember that! Circa 1973

Didn't know what a whore was when my best friend and I sang that about his older sister who terrorized us as kids... I was only seven. But it made her cry once, and after she pounded both of us into the sidewalk we felt victorious!

[Parche]

2. Sing, Sing A Song, make it simple to last your whole life long

"Sitting in a bar, drinking Heineken
minding my own business, and all of a sudden
in walks this huge person he looks like a tank
only to find out he is naked, and its billyskank
put some clothes on I shout, you are making a scene
and finally our dreamgirl walks in, and it is the one and only redqueen"

:hide: :hi:

[applegrove]

3. "Lester the lobster had to die. It made me cry- y -y " a song I made

up on a trip to the east coast as a kid when I found out they killed and ate lobsters.

[datasuspect]

4. mommy will come home, mommy will come home

if i don't cry, daddy won't hit me.