John Kerry tasered me because I wouldn't show my receipt

[Orrex]

POLICE STATE!
POLICE STATE!

[redqueen]

1. !

:rofl:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

2. John Kerry tasered me because I wouldn't show my receipt and

then flew a B-52 across the country with 6 armed nuclear missiles while breast-feeding a tiny kitten and wearing his hose all night.

[Orrex]

3. Was kudzu involved?

POLICE STATE!
POLICE STATE!

[QueenOfCalifornia]

4. absolutely...

(shhhh, I hear that Hillary Clinton helped and they share the title of "Anti Christ.)

[qdemn7]

5. Well if you would quit watching all that

PORN

You wouldn't find yourself in these situations. :evilgrin: :bounce: :hi: :rofl:

[Orrex]

6. I'm only watching it for the articles

Honest!
:eyes:

[qdemn7]

8. Just the ones about

Incest, I'm sure. :hide:

[Orrex]

9. I think perhaps my screen-name has given you the wrong impression

I don't even phone my mother if I can avoid it.

[kmla]

7. I bet they fed you cornflake breaded chicken while you were in jail.

From the Olive Garden.

[AlCzervik]

10. "Skinner, Taser me now!" hat tip to Walt Starr.

[BlueIris]

11. Well, last week, this guy who said he worked for Kerry told me to stop breastfeeding

in public, before he tasered me and my kid. And I don't even have a child! Police state, indeed.

[TZ]

12. Meh

I live in the DC area with policemen with tasers on every corner and in all the Circuit City Stores (which are plentiful). What's the big deal..I get tased routinely......:rofl:

[Orrex]

15. I would think that it would just ground out on your tinfoil hat

Why else would you wear one all the time?

:shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

13. John Kerry sicced his pit bulls on me for getting a 400 dollar haircut.

:cry:

[ruiner4u]

14. LOL!!! post that in GD...