What's happened to my Cusser?

[Sugar Smack]

I used to cuss like a cockadoodie SAILOR, and now that I work in a dress shop it's all, "Oh, rats!" and "Monkey's Uncle" and "Holy Moly!" I am depending on you, the Lounge, to introduce me back to that filthy-mouthed broad once again.

*patriot*

[texas1928]

1. HEY LADY!!!

Can you watch the language, there are truck drivers in the room.

[Sugar Smack]

12. Judas Priest, what in the Sam Hill are ya saying?

*sprays coffee on monitor*

[texas1928]

14. Bless her heart...

:P

[sasquatch]

28. HAHAHAHA!!

:rofl:

[redqueen]

2. Ooooooh

:scared: 'cockadoodie' will always remind me of misery.

I don't know how people manage NOT to cuss.

[Sugar Smack]

6. Misery was one of my favorite books EVER, redqueen!

Wasn't old Annie Wilkes the funniest and most terrifying character? I couldn't reconcile her earnestness with her love of others' suffering. Oh Geeze, that was horrifying. Personally, I think Stephen King is the uprightest shit that ever lived...like in a good way! *smiles*

[redqueen]

8. Yay!

I'm fangirl for King :)

And look! You said 'shit'! It's coming back already! :bounce:

[redqueen]

9. Yay!

double post!

:bounce:

[Sugar Smack]

15. OMG, you're so right on every count.

Stephen King is my hero. And I said "shit" without looking back twice. Eh, progress!!!

*toast, coffee*

[QueenOfCalifornia]

3. What the fuck are you

talking about?

[Sugar Smack]

16. Can I rub you over my forehead

so I can osmosis the effword back? There seems such power in it! O, innocence!

[Gormy Cuss]

4. My cusser's working just fine.

Maybe you should have that checked.

[Sugar Smack]

17. I had redqueen tinker with it.

She hit my reflexes with a mallet, and I told her, "Oh, PHOOEY".

[flvegan]

5. Stupid Flanders.

Bad influence on the bad.

[Sugar Smack]

18. Ned Flanders has a serious problem.

I don't want to come out like him. No offense to Ned Flanders. *shiver*

[Critters2]

7. I can turn mine on and off with amazing agility

I have one helluva a super-ego. Goes with the job.

[Sugar Smack]

19. Aw, for pete's sake!

You're one of the lucky ones! I'm going to have a heck of a time finding my superego's strength.

[skygazer]

10. You just have to learn to compartmentalize

"Oh, rats" at work and "Fuckin' A goddammit all to hell!" otherwise. :hi:

[Sugar Smack]

20. Heh, heh!!!!

You should see me when I'm driving, skygazer. My cusser's polished and flawless then. I invent cuss words then, mon amie. Maybe I should dislodge it from my fan belt. *thinking hard* Yes, I feel that would be in my town's best interests, if not my very own.

[GOPisEvil]

11. Fuck if I know where it went.

:hi:

[Sugar Smack]

22. How could any well-meaning sonofabitch cuss around you?

Jeebus, you're too kind, my dear!

[GOPisEvil]

25. Ha! I've got a mouth like a sailor, too.

The only people I don't cuss in front of are my parents.

I hope you find your cusser. Sometimes only vulgarity will suffice.

[Deja Q]

27. Now there's a double meaning for ya...

:hide:

[KG]

13. Suck it, Jesus. Sugar Smack is my goddess now!

[Sugar Smack]

23. *SNORT*!!! I don't know what to say except

HOLY COW!!!!

PS- You are really fucking nice!

[Deja Q]

21. Well, I don't think I can be of much help here.

:cry:

[Sugar Smack]

24. YOU can only help me raise some serious heck. : )

So don't cry, my love. We'll work some stuff out.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

26. Jiminy biscuits!

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

29. Heck's becks, if I may say so.

What the Sam Hill is going on with this motherfucker? And why am I talking like missus Kirby, my math teacher in Jr High?