OJ now charged with kidnapping. Is he the second dumbest man in America?

[ohiosmith]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article2485915.ece

[KamaAina]

1. Could be. Who's the first, by the way?

:-)

[ohiosmith]

2. Have you been in a coma?

[KamaAina]

5. No, just messin' with your head

in a satirical sort of way.

[ohiosmith]

8. :

:rofl:

[Kutjara]

20. Excuse me? Are you calling Shrub a man?

As a man, I take great offense at the implication that I share anything at all in common with that piece of ordure.

It isn't even human. Or a mammal for that matter.

[Richard Steele]

3. Tell me about it. It's like he thinks he can get away with murder or something.

:hide:

[gmoney]

4. How is it kidnapping? Because he wouldn't let them out of the room?

Or is it just one of those "Throw the book at him, let's see what sticks" things?

[ohiosmith]

6. :

On the tape, Mr Simpson can be heard bellowing: "Don’t let nobody out this room, motherfuckers. Think you can steal my shit and sell it?"

[gmoney]

17. Right, but that's kidnapping?

OJ's an idiot, but they appear to be "piling on" a bit...

[Ptah]

19. He did kidnap.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidnapping

It has come to mean any illegal capture or detention of a person
or people against their will, regardless of age.

[KamaAina]

9. All they had to do was show him their receipts

:hide:

[Richard Steele]

13. Oh, no you didn't!

[redqueen]

7. Noooooooooooooooo!

No more OJ!

:banghead:

[ohiosmith]

11. He's back. And just in time for the holidays.

[Parche]

10. Did He Have A Woody?

:shrug: :hi:

[caty]

12. Wow....What goes around really

does come around.

He got away with murder, he probably thought he could get away with anything.

[pokerfan]

14. Only one attorney can save him now

Kramer's high profile attorney who's success is stunted by Kramer's mishaps. Jackie has represented Kramer in the Java World case, the Mishke bra case, the tobacco company case & the Good Samaritan Case. His doctor is Dr. Bison, his secretary is Suzie, he's practiced law for approximately 25 years, he's also the attorney for Kramer's girlfriend Connie, he eventually puts a restraining order against Kramer, he doesnt like cheese and he dated Sidra Holland.

[Shakespeare]

15. What's really disgusting is that he's LOVING the attention.

Watch him ham it up for the camera. :puke:

[american_typeculture]

16. Didn't he know every district attorney in the country would love to put him away?

For just about anything?

[Bjornsdotter]

18. He's just the gift

...that keeps on giving.

Cheers

[Kutjara]

21. Great, just great.

I thought I was going to be unique this Halloween with my "O.J. meets Michael Myers" costume. Now everyone'll be wearing one.