Why Is Country Music So Annoying

[Parche]

Turn it up some
Alright boys, this is her favorite song
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left right left
Whoo

Husslers shootin' eightball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)
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[lost-in-nj]

1. Yanno Ceaucescou

your annoying...

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:spray: :spray: :spray: :spray:

lost..... but found....

[DS1]

2. Because it's emo with really big shiny belt buckles

and instead of synchronized moping, they prefer to take up entire floors and all do the same thing like bling-infested emo fascists.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. I have not yet lived, as I have not yet hooted about a woman's badonkadonk.

Or are they inbreeding new limbs and organs in the midwest, and it's not a metaphor, but a proper name for a mutation? What special sexual function does the badonkadonk provide?

[Taverner]

4. A salute to curvy asses. What's the harm?

I love curvy asses btw...

[BlueJazz]

5. One of the things that freaks my friends out is the fact that as a ....

... Jazz Musician, I DO like George Jones and even some of Loretta Lynn.

I just usually say.."Hey..Just cause I wear a Tux sometimes does not mean I can't wear a pair of ripped Jeans"

[Greyskye]

6. Because it's sung by country singers!

Silly! :eyes: