If you could taser one of the following....

[MonkeyFunk]

who would it be?

[Parche]

1. Shock The Monkey

:shrug: :shrug: :hi:

[AlCzervik]

2. Rick Sanchez from cnn, that never gets old.

[Deja Q]

3. Who's Dane Cook? A canine that prepares four course dinners?

:hide:

[sakabatou]

8. You really don't know?

[Deep13]

19. I don't. I don't have cable if that explains anything. nt

[sakabatou]

23. Example:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FiKsO-uaTtQ

[MonkeyFunk]

4. you guys a real disappointment

I was hoping SOMEBODY here wanted to taser Della Reese.

[ruiner4u]

5. hmmm...someone dosent like dane cook I see...

Not that I can blame ya...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. Dane Cook, sure.

[PeaceNikki]

7. I am writing in Ron White.

Hey, this is 'mureka, right?

[Richardo]

16. That's the best write-in ever.

:pals: :yourock:

Maybe you and I could taser him simultaneously. :thumbsup:

[PeaceNikki]

26. Yay!! That sounds like more fun than a barrel of monkeys!!

Ooooo... that reminds me of one of the funniest things I have ever read in my whole entire life...:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=6380350

[krispos42]

28. Damn, how the hell did I miss THAT thread?!?

:rofl:

[Richardo]

29. That was a classic!

MonkeyFunk = hilarity. :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

9. Dane Cook sounds about right.

[Bjornsdotter]

10. Can I taser my neighbor instead?

...so that he stays out of my yard. If not I'll go with Dane Cook

Cheers

[DarkTirade]

11. Man, I can't decide between

Dane Cook, Dane Cook, Dane Cook, or Dane Cook.
Hell, I might even go for Dane Cook.

[Misabel]

12. Well, it has to be the fourth Dane Cook.

Seriously, why is he allowed to be in movies?

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Dave Matthews.

I actually kinda like Dane Cook.

[Omphaloskepsis]

14. Your priorities are all fucked up.

You should taser Slick Rick. He doesn't deserve it but it would be awesome to tell people, "I got Slick Rick with a taser."

His eye-patch was glowing.. The ladies would love it..

[ghostsofgiants]

15. That is the most brilliant idea I've heard all day.

[TreasonousBastard]

17. The next person who mentions tasers. n/t

[Arugula Latte]

18. Some other candidates:

* Anyone who posts the brazilian joke
* Elizabeth Hasselback or whatever the hell that stupid "View" git's last name is
* Glenn Beck
* People who block escalators and airport moving sidewalks. Stand to the right, dumbasses!
* Anyone who sells dolls on the shopping network. Marie Osmond, I've got a taser with your name on it.

[terrya]

20. I'm writing in O.J. Simpson

If tasering him could also make him disappear forever, so I would never have to read or hear about him again.

[LynneSin]

21. Will Dick Cheney have a hunting rifle with him

Not gonna tazer anyone with a hunting rifle ESPECIALLY Dick Cheney.

Maybe I'll stick with Danny Bonaduce - he seems harmless

[NaturalHigh]

22. If I only get one, it's Della Reese.

If it's a "buy one, get one free" sort of thing, zap David Caruso too.

[Liberalynn]

24. I voted Danny but he'd probably like it.

Poor Danny he was winning for awhile as far as individuals who aren't listed more than once. :rofl:

And just curious why Anne Coulter isn't a choice?

[judaspriestess]

25. danny bonadouchee

[QueenOfCalifornia]

27. You left out Carrot Top

I'm not voting since Dane Cook is only my second choice