Perseid
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Wed Sep-19-07 12:22 AM
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I smoked a cigarette today |
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what did you do that was socially unacceptable?
PS: I may have also burped, but I wasn't in a forest, and no trees fell down, so I think I'm okay.
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CaliforniaPeggy
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Wed Sep-19-07 12:25 AM
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So...you smoked a cigarette today?
Are you trying to quit?
I hope you are...:hug:
What did I do?
Hmm...
I can't think of anything! :cry:
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Starbucks Anarchist
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Wed Sep-19-07 12:29 AM
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2. I smoked way more than that. |
applegrove
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Wed Sep-19-07 05:57 PM
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3. Not one more cigarette You HEAR! |
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Wed Sep-19-07 06:07 PM
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4. Burst out laughing in a library. |
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I had too much coffee, okay?
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Wed Sep-19-07 06:25 PM
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5. While waiting for repairs on my truck |
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I hit on the pretty redhead at the parts counter. No luck, but she was rather impressed with my line.
;)
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Crazy Dave
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Wed Sep-19-07 06:27 PM
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Cigar and cigarette smoke is a great idiot repellent :)
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Jamastiene
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Wed Sep-19-07 06:41 PM
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7. I smoked a whole pack of cigarettes. Now, |
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I'm starting on a second pack and thinking about drinking for the first time in years. I've also ogled lots of pictures of women online and intend to make a night of ogling more pictures of women. Naked or not, I don't care. I just enjoy looking at pictures of pretty women. Women hate me, so that's REALLY unacceptable. Guess what, ladies? If ya put your pictures online, I'm looking at them. :evilgrin:
Hell, if I can get in touch with any old friends, I may just get rip roaring stoned off my ass tonight. I really really want to be a bad bad girl tonight. I think I will. Time to be bad. :evilgrin:
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Wed Sep-19-07 08:59 PM
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9. i gotch ya bad girl back! |
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you go on -- and have a good old fashioned debauch -- i'm a fan of them myself.
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Jamastiene
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Wed Sep-19-07 10:06 PM
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Wed Sep-19-07 10:34 PM
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18. OMG, I forgot JUST how great you are! |
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OMG, OMG. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Jamastiene
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Thu Sep-20-07 02:03 AM
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Edited on Thu Sep-20-07 02:09 AM by Jamastiene
Thank you. I'll never forget how great you are. Any new pictures of you online I can ogle? You've always been so beautiful. *Eating my heart out* :loveya:
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Wed Sep-19-07 06:43 PM
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8. Off with your head........ |
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:-)
actually I smoke every day.
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Generic Brad
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Wed Sep-19-07 09:06 PM
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10. I just advocated the tasering of infants |
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Wed Sep-19-07 09:08 PM
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11. Arrrrrrrrr! Taser the smoking landlubber! |
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What can I say? I only have two more hours in which to take advantage of Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day.
I also smoked, but avoided catching fire (which would have been truly unacceptable - at least to me).
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Wed Sep-19-07 09:08 PM
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12. I "Wrote Up" a Co-worker |
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Edited on Wed Sep-19-07 09:09 PM by Crisco
Which is normally against my code (I'd rather discuss things in person).
A week ago, she wrote me up for behavior that she instigated but better yet, was guilty of (and worse!) herself just a week prior. I was like, "FUCK that."
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Wed Sep-19-07 09:09 PM
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13. I tried to restart the heart of an aborted fetus |
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by, you guessed it, tasering it
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Wed Sep-19-07 09:09 PM
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Smoke another one, eat a baby cow, breastfeed a man-bat, and get back to us.
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Wed Sep-19-07 09:09 PM
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15. i smoked cigarettes today and drank 4 or 5 bottles of wine, kept a glass in my hand all the time. |
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Wed Sep-19-07 10:23 PM
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17. Pwease don't smoke, everytime you do a widdle bunny wabbit dies. |
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