If you have a problem with me breaking up my spagetti before cooking it....

[LynneSin]

...then you can kiss my ass.

I'm not Italian and therefore I was not born with that genetic ability to twirl twirl twirl long strings of stuff using a fork and large spoon. Just cut the damn thing up with a knife so it is in managable bit size pieces that won't slobber my favorite Rague Tomato Sauce all over my expensive white Ralph Lauren sweater

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. That sweater is created at the suffering of animals, beeatch!

But then, someone who cuts up their spaghetti would naturally not care about animal welfare at all.

[LynneSin]

2. Can I help it that these goats have extremely soft fluffy fur

:cry:

[IndianaJones]

3. I do it to cook in smaller pots. Unity. nt.

[LynneSin]

4. We're the band of Broken Spagetti Brothers - we should start a clique

:woohoo:

[madinmaryland]

10. My wife won't let me break it! Count me in!!

I always used to break it. Still use knife to cut it!!

[LynneSin]

11. You know that's grounds for divorce

I'd mention that to her

[madinmaryland]

20. I've learned the art of compromise.

It's easier just to make shells! I fix spaghetti when she's not around!

[Deep13]

5. Somewhere the FSM weeps. nt

[Gidney N Cloyd]

6. Hmm. What's the "neat, round spaghetti you can eat with a spoon "?

[LaraMN]

7. I do the same.

Otherwise, JackMN tries to swallow whole pieces and gags on it.

[MissMillie]

8. I always break mine.... and not just in half

into thirds

I often cut it when I eat it too... unless I have a decent spoon to twirl it on.

How would anyone know whether it was broken or not... seriously?

[LynneSin]

9. Seriously - it's not like the taste changes when it's broken

Silly spagetti eaters

[Gormy Cuss]

12. What is "Rague Tomato Sauce?"

Nice spellcheck, Hitler.

[LynneSin]

13. What - are you Kitler spellcheck meanie

:cry:

[Gormy Cuss]

21. Yes.

Don't let me come to your new 'hood.
;)

[Dr. Strange]

16. What is "Rague Tomato Sauce?"

It's sauce from Prague that hasn't been peed in.

[Dr. Strange]

14. Here's a thought...

if you have to start a sentence with "If you have a problem with me breaking up my spagetti before cooking it.....", then you're probably a fricking spaghetti-ist...
a fricking anti-spaghetti-ite...
a fricking spaghetti-phobe...

Damn it! What's the right term here?

[LynneSin]

25. I'm a spaghetti-ist and damn proud of it - got a problem with it

Don't treat me like Rosa Parks and make me sit at the back of the bus for my choice

:hide:

[Dr. Strange]

33. Welcome to my ignore list, freeper!

When the spaghettis of the world rise up, you'll be the first against the toll booth!
And don't think you can avoid paying the tolls by hiding in the back of the bus! The revolution will not be mesmerized!

P.S. How's the new house?

[LynneSin]

34. Don't make me taser your ass

House is going great - just hate moving all this crap!

[rug]

15. Man, you're always stirring up the shit.

For the record, I always break my spaghetti, not because I can't twirl it, but because it won't fit in the pot.

[LostinVA]

17. You don't have to be Italian to eat spaghetti properly, you just can't be a total spazz

I mean, even Haruka can do it. Not only is she a spazz, she's Irish with a bit of Swiss thrown in.

[I Have A Dream]

18. Count me in!

:thumbsup:

[Bennyboy]

19. Shame...shame shame.....

you should be tasered.

[Bzzzz]

22. Ha-Ha...

I just sucked up a WHOLE spaghetti noodle for you!!! On vacation and made some homemade spaghetti!!!
Here's to you LynneSin:9

[NewJeffCT]

23. How about using chopsticks?

instead of a fork.

[johnnie]

24. If you ask me (and no one did)

A true spaghetti connoisseur shouldn't be talking about not breaking their noodles anyway. They would never use dry noodles. :)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

26. My dear LynneSin!

Welcome to the club, sweetie!

I've been breaking mine for more than forty years!

Tastes the same......and it fits in the pot........and it's easier to eat too!

:bounce: :bounce:

[lost-in-nj]

27. I break it!!!!

There I said it, I break my sketti in half....

:popcorn:


lost

[LynneSin]

28. I'm starting to think YOU are my long lost sister and not that other "Lost" Duer

who criticizes me for breaking sketti!

[texas1928]

29. MURDERER!!!!

You just ruin spaghetti dinner that way...



I bet you think spaghettios are itallian too.

[AlCzervik]

30. switch to ziti unless you're fork impaired.

:7

[LynneSin]

31. I don't want Zita - I want Sketti

why must you be so critical of my choices?

[AlCzervik]

32. Do as i say!

i'm critical because i care.
:D