I feel dirty...(I haven't bathed yet)

[Guava Jelly]

Make me need a cold shower.. :popcorn:
Or not..
Shit...Just say hello.. :D :hi:

[Callalily]

1. Just stopping

by to say hello.

[Guava Jelly]

4. aaaa..

I feel faint..You have nice ummmm eye's ;)
and hello :D :hi:

[madinmaryland]

2. You went over to Freeperland?

:scared:

[Guava Jelly]

5. I didn't say i was covered in pig sh_t

:D :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

3. HMMM

I want to see that picture you posted - It violated the photobucket TOS!

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

6. no ya don't

trust me :hide:

[lost-in-nj]

8. ....

I do....
trust me



lost

[KitchenWitch]

9. PM it to me if he sends it to you

trust me...

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

12. you really don't wanna see it

:hide:

[Guava Jelly]

10. It's just a picture of Laura Bush and I

Condiments were involved!! :hide:

[lost-in-nj]

7. ummm

I prefer hot showers.....
really I like hot bubble baths before my shower......
I use a silky body wash.....candles... and my Ipod......
a glass of wine or champagne to relax
then I change to a shower......

and I have a shower massage......


:hi:

lost

[Guava Jelly]

11. :o)

:hi:
Massage....Yummy!

[supernova]

13. Hey there!

I'm about to go bathe myself. I worked up quite a sweat on the treadmill.

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

14. We should bathe together for the environment.

:D :hi:

[supernova]

15. That could be enjoyable!

:D

I'll bring my hand made soaps. You bring the washcloths. ;-)

[Guava Jelly]

16. Deal!

Teamwork!!!
You scrub my back I'll scrub your....ummm.It is better that i shut up now :hide:

[supernova]

18. My ummmm.

needs A LOT of attention! :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

21. I live only to serve

:D

[lost-in-nj]

25. your back right ???? LYRICS!!!!!

In the tub a hand to scrub my back

..
Barbara Streisand....
Lullaby for myself
Lullaby For Myself (Released 1977)

Self-contained and self-content
No promises to keep
I've got things so together
That I just can't fall asleep
Walked the night and drank the moon
Got home at half-past four,
And I knew that no-one marked my time
As I unlocked my door.
It's really lovely to discover
That you like to be alone
Not to owe your man an answer
When he gets you on the phone
Not to share a pair of porkchops
When you crave champagne and cheese
And your aim becomes to please yourself
And not to aim to please
Oh they sold me when they told me
Two can live as cheap as one
But I'm learning twice you're earning
Doesn't mean it's twice the fun
If you spend your each dime and all your time
On someone else's schemes
I'm not needy but I'm greedy
And I live my deepest dreams
Take an hour in the shower
Use the water while it's hot
In the tub a hand to scrub my back
Is all I haven't got.

Self-aware with self-esteem
Is selfishness a crime?
I take the day for quite a ride
And I take my own sweet time
Time to spare and time to share
And grateful I would be
If just one damn man would share the need
To be alone with me.



lost

[lizziegrace]

17. I believe in conserving resources

water especially.

;)

Don't you?? :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

20. You are a visionary!

I am in awe of your dedication!
I'll bring the soap :loveya:

[lizziegrace]

29. I do what I can to save the planet

:patriot:

:loveya:


Oh, don't forget the candles. No need to waste electricity. :evilgrin:


:)

[lost-in-nj]

19. do you dance??

even in private....

dance to this
ignore the video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOOYbrGXyuU

I am
on edit: no pm picture yet :)



lost

[Guava Jelly]

22. I am white..so i can't dance

ok..check your pm..:eyes:

[lost-in-nj]

23. I'm white to.....

you can dance if you try.....

even in your bedroom!!!

I dance outside...


lost

[Maine-ah]

24. get over here, you dirty, dirty boy!

you know what happens to little boys who don't take their showers? HMMM? Do you?





































Mommy gets to give them a tubbie! and scrub behind their ears too!

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

26. My ears need a good scrubbing

:D
I am a filthy,filthy lil boy..:D :rofl:(um can we not say mommy??It sort of ruins the mood) :rofl:

[Maine-ah]

27. bwahaaahaaaha

:rofl:

well, I didn't know how pevie you wanted it....

[Guava Jelly]

28. Can you dress up like the queen of england?

:hide:
Seriously..I do need to bathe..
be back in a short bit.
:D

[Maine-ah]

30. Her majesty is a pretty nice girl but she doesn't have a lot to say..

Her majesty is a pretty nice girl but she changes from day to day....
I wanna tell her I love her alot
but I gotta get a belly full of wine...

Her majesty is a pretty nice girl some day I'm gonna make her mine...
Some day I'm gonna make her mine...


****************************
um, I guess so...

but, then you'd have to call me Queen mum....

gotta thing for old women in bad clothes? Dude, and you didn't want to call me Mommy....:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

31. good point..

btw...love the beatles :)