I just watched CSI:NY completely jump the shark.

[Evoman]

Wow.

Did you guys see this show? Some Irish guys took over the CSI building for their drugs and guns. It was basically Die Hard: CSI with Vengeance.

BAD BAD BAD.

And the end....when the Sinise character walks out of the lab like a big beefcake, then curly haired girl asks them where he is going.

Beefcake turns around and say...."London"....*cringe*

[AlCzervik]

1. i really do not like CSI NY or CSI Miami--accept to pick out the super cheesy David Caruso line

of the night, regular CSI i do enjoy.

[WildEyedLiberal]

6. "super cheesy David Caruso line"

omg watch this now :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

[AlCzervik]

8. Maybe i will Pablo, just maybe i will.

oh he is so annoying!! The writers of that show must hate him. That montage is hilarious.

[WildEyedLiberal]

9. I think what really makes it hilarious is the Pete Townsend "YEEEEEEEAH!!!"

After every horrible one liner. It's like clockwork:

Caruso: "terrible pun/faux noir oneliner"

Caruso: *puts on shades*

Townsend: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH"

[AlCzervik]

12. well it ain't over until the stunna shades go on. My daughter calls him "Tomahto"

and not because of his overly dyed hair "Oh Mom you know he calls tham Tomahtos"

[WildEyedLiberal]

15. He even put the shades on INSIDE a few times

It's almost a parody.

I didn't think anyone actually said "tomahto," wow.

[AlCzervik]

18. the only thing i've ever seen him in--and i can't believe i'm even saying he was good in anything

mind you was this movie--- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261983/

he was not "Tomahtoy" at all in that one and it was a good movie.

[WildEyedLiberal]

21. OMG I *LOVE* that movie

It is my favorite horror movie I think because insane asylums are my big giant #1 guaranteed freakout. :scared:

I actually lived in Boston last summer and really wanted to take a day trip to Danvers, MA where the asylum in the movie was located (yes it was actually filmed in an old abandoned asylum) but the state tore it down right before I got there. I love freaking myself out like that.

[AlCzervik]

22. how cool, i don't know anyone that had seen that movie!

and i grew up in mass.

[WildEyedLiberal]

25. For a similar themed good freakout you should read Dennis Lehane's "Shutter Island"

Most disturbing book I've ever read in my life (in a good seat-of-your-pants kind of way), and a mindfuck to boot...

[AlCzervik]

27. Excellent, thank you and thank you Amazon one click.

[Frank Cannon]

28. He had them on in the hold of a ship once

The hold. Of a ship. I shit you not.

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. After two minutes of that, I started finishing his lines for him...and was right...

I'm glad that I don't have a television.

[Evoman]

19. HE ALWAYS FUCKING TILTS HIS HEAD.

I hate fucking Caruso.

[WildEyedLiberal]

23. And he always pauses in the middle of his line for ultimate cheese value

"You don't spend a thousand dollars on clothes.... that you're never gonna wear."

"So they brought the war to us. Now we... are gonna take it to them."

"Or maybe... he got taken for a ride."

"Looks like... something... caught her."

"So our accident... is not an accident at all."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

31. Mathematically speaking:

William Shatner (the pauses) + Jonathan Frakes (the head tilting) = David Caruso.

[Mad_Dem_X]

34. LMAO!

I tried to watch that YouTube complilation, but I have to shut it off about halfway through.

[Dr. Strange]

33. Oh man, that youtube deserves its own thread! nt

nt means no text--stop reading or David Caruso's gonna kick your ass!

[Rob H.]

35. That's the funniest thing I've seen today

Since I don't watch the show I didn't know exactly how horrible an actor Caruso is, yet the dialog and acting in that montage was so hilariously awful I (almost) couldn't stop watching it!

:rofl:

[Mojambo]

2. I never really understood what people see in those CSI shows

They are so god-awful hammy that I can barely stand it.

And William Peterson is the WORST.

[Evoman]

3. Well, I don't watch them very often.

I don't even know the character names. Whats worse is I'm a biologist that trying to be a forensic scientist, and the inaccuracies (lab people carrying guns????) drives me up the wall.

I've only seen this CSI twice...maybe it already jumped the shark, I don't know...but that episode was terrible. Which sucks, because I like Gary Sinise.

[Mike Daniels]

29. I always liked the NY version a bit more because it was a little grittier

and it seemed to avoid the "Perils of Pauline" storylines that CSI Vegas and CSI Miami were turning towards with the principal characters. Looks like they took that leap with this episode.

The original still has some moments but CSI Miami has completely devolved into nothing more than a glossy T&A program. My wife and I will occasionally watch it just to see how many times they set up a cleavage shot on one of the two primary female characters. I think we hit double digits on one occasion before the show hit the 30 minute mark.

[w8liftinglady]

4. i like csi las vegas-some really quirky story lines.domatrix and adult babies

[Mojambo]

7. How do you deal with the overwhelming instinct to beat William Peterson in his smug face

With a giant sledgehammer?

Something about that character just rubs me the wrong way.

[Evoman]

10. Which one is William Peterson?

He can't be any worse than Caruso....or the other girl is CSI:Miami...the blond chick who couldn't act herself out of a paper bag.

[AlCzervik]

13. Gus Grissom.

[Evoman]

16. Yep....I think we should all agree that all CSI shows, and everyone "acting" in them, suck balls.

[Zavulon]

37. Gil Grissom.

;)

[LSK]

36. and midgets

:D

[SeattleGirl]

5. That was last season's final episode.

And yeah, it was pretty corny. I kept expecting Bruce Willis to show up. :eyes:

[Wapsie B]

11. Yeah, it was a remake of Die Hard.

Not original at all.

[Evoman]

17. Lol..it would have been funny if Sinise had glass stuck in his foot.

I mean, they copied that shattering glass, the body in the elevator with a sign on it, and the exploding building. The only thing it was missing was Gary Sinise yelling out Yipee Ki Yay.

[american_typeculture]

20. The worst was CSI: Miami and the tsunami hitting Miami.

It starts off with Caruso and buds going around CSIng, then the next thing you know there is a 500 foot wave pummeling the city. It was tacky considering it came on the heels of the real tsunami that killed 100,000+ people

[AlCzervik]

26. that was in poor taste. The medical examiner freaks me out on CSI Miami

always with the touching.

[DainBramaged]

24. It was big fun, suspend your disbelief, good solid entertainment

Especially after the Yankees knocked Baltimore's dicks in the dirt

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :applause: :applause: :woohoo: :rofl:

[LynneSin]

30. I have never watched any of those CSI or Law & Order shows

there are too many of them and I don't have enough viewing time to watch them all

[Zavulon]

38. Given the choice between the two,

I'll take any L&O over any CSI.

[southpaw]

32. I avoid CSI: Miami and NY like the plague

The original is pretty good... Jorja Fox notwithstanding.

Caruso is vomitous and Sinise, while a good actor, is a right-winger. Not sure to what degree, but I have a hard time appreciating the work of somone who I perceive as a bush-enabler.