True or False

[Perseid]

"Money can buy you anything except the wag of a dog's tail"

[wildhorses]

1. it can't buy the sunrise, either

or the sunset
or the morning dew
or the evening rain

in fact money can't much of anything. especially in today's economy.

[DarkTirade]

2. Can't buy me love

Except in Nevada and Amsterdam where it's legal...

[Jamastiene]

3. False.

It can buy that too. Buy some Beggin Strips and listen to the dog run along saying "bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon." Trust me, that dog will wag it's tail when you open the bag.

Money can buy anything worth having, even at least simulated love. I'd gladly take that. Better than my alternative. Ah hell, why hold back? I'd be ecstatic.