If you HAAADDDD to date one of these men, who would it be?

[Pushed To The Left]

You have to choose one, or God will kill a puppy!

[XemaSab]

1. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

:puke:

[Connonym]

19. I threw up in my mouth a lot

:shudder:

[XemaSab]

22. I think the kicker was the thought "Well Newt would be interesting to TALK to..."

:puke:

[libodem]

2. I just couldn't

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. Dear God: Save the puppy! Kill me!

Maybe I could date someone on that list in the sense of appearing in public with them, but I could never date them. I think I'd rather die.

[FloridaJudy]

4. I'm so sorry, Fido.

I'll buy you the nicest tombstone in the Pet Cemetery.

[krispos42]

5. Well, that's one dead puppy then.

Sorry, doggy. Remember, all dogs go to Heaven!

I'm happily straight, so I'm not inclined to experiment to begin with, but contemplating this pack of... protoplasm sweating and thrusting all over the place makes me glad I have ready access to the appropriate mental floss. Porn. 52 gigs worth.

[xchrom]

6. wrinkles in all the wrong places. that is all.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. I'd go with Dumbyass...and I'd do whatever was necessary

to ensure that they'd finally impeach his ass.

I know it sounds disgusting; but I've resigned myself to the fact that sex is the only thing people find outrageous enough to be an impeachable offense.

[crim son]

8. I can't bring myself to vote.

Seriously.

[Pierre.Suave]

13. Dont worry Crim son

You and I can go "date" someplace else... ;)

[crim son]

15. jasonc! My knight,, here to save me from

the likes of Fred Thompson! Bless you. :D :loveya:

[Pierre.Suave]

17. I am always willing to

offer my services to a beautiful woman in need. :P

[SarahB]

9. Write in vote for Tucker Carlson.

:hide:

[Deep13]

10. The poll is treading towards 'least physically revolting.' nt

[Evergreen Emerald]

11. before I vote: define "date?"

like in movie and dinner or...

[NewWaveChick1981]

12. Aaaack....

:puke: :( Hmmmm....which one of them has extreme cardio problems? That'd be Dickless Cheney. You said "date", so that wouldn't necessarily mean any physical contact. :P I think I'd pick Dickless.....get him all teased up into cardiac arrest and then cause a huge Repuke scandal because he would have died being turned on by a Dem AND before gettin' any. :rofl: :P I'd only "date" him to bring down the entire party. :P

I'd do it for my country. :patriot:

[PassingFair]

14. OMG, who voted for BOLTON?

:puke:

I'd close my eyes and do Thompson.
Pretend he was sending me up the river
for "man-one" on law & order.

[Tyler Durden]

16. Thank DOG I'm a heterosexual MALE....

And therefore disqualified.

[Tektonik]

18. I'd kill the puppy

j/k :P

[KillCapitalism]

20. Damn and they say Thompson is a real ladies' man.

Not so much here I guess.

[AlCzervik]

21. right here, this option.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6947787&mesg_id=6948593

[XemaSab]

23. that's the right choice

:P

[treestar]

24. Dubya

At least I could gain some amusement, because he would surely say at least one stupid thing!

[benny05]

25. What is this, emergency room love?

None of the above.

[lligrd]

26. Huh? Is This A Gay Only Question? nt

[BlueIris]

27. I actually went with Hastert. As he's hugely gay, at least it's unlikely he would

solicit me for sex, and if he did, well, I doubt it would go very far.

I ruled out most of the others because they've either caused the deaths of millions or facilitated the actions of people who have. Hastert, Thompson, Gingrich and Nugent are the people I view (of the choices in this poll) as least complicit in the Bush destruction, and I find Thompson, Newt and Ted completely, totally and utterly revolting. So—me and Denny it is.

I'm going to go dunk my brain in some bleach now.