Tip: if you're going to ship $30,000 worth of marijuana...

[PeaceNikki]

DOUBLE CHECK the address!!!

http://www.cbs58.com/index.php?aid=376

SHEBOYGAN-Police say the wrong address on a UPS package tipped them off to the delivery of $30,000 worth of pot from California to Sheboygan.

Since the address on the label didn't exist UPS was forced to open the box to look for a correct address. Inside, workers found nine bricks and eight bags of marijuana.

x(

[MissHoneychurch]

1. One word: Stupid

:eyes: :banghead:

[PeaceNikki]

2. Yeah. There's been a huge amount of fucked up stories coming out of Sheboygan

I think there's lead in the water or something...

[Richardo]

3. I'd blame the stoners who sent the package...

"Dude, where's that paper, you know, with the address 'n shit on it?"

"It was around here someplace. What was on it?"

"The address and shit. Where is it?"

"Wasn't it in Wisconsin or Iowa or some shit like that?"

"The paper?"

"No, man, the address."

"I don't know, that's why I need the paper."

"Well where is it?"

"That what I asked YOU, you dipshit."

"Ah fuck it, just make something up."

"Those assholes at UPS will never know the difference - they don't know the guys."

"Fuckin A, dude."

[dolo amber]

12. ...

:spray:

[Richardo]

13. .

:hi:

[Connonym]

4. I know! What the hell's the matter with Sheboygan?

Hardly a week goes by when you don't hear some bizarro story from Sheboygan.

[Archae]

17. It's all the immigrants from Milwaukee...

:P

[KG]

5. bummer, dude

:(

[DS1]

6. Why is the task of moving drugs left to the dumbest people?

All the time you hear about huge amounts of dope seized because a transporter was driving without a headlight or speeding.

dumb dumb dumb

[Robb]

7. Crime makes you stupid

The guys driving without licenses, or with revoked ones rather, are always speeding, drunk and weaving, with one headlight out and throwing beer cans out the window.

Ask any cop. :D

[SteppingRazor]

9. I think the reverse is true.

Stupid people turn to crime. They're unable to do anything else.

[redqueen]

10. Risk.

The higher ups don't want to get their hands dirty...

[uncle ray]

15. you only hear about stupid criminals

because the smart ones don't get caught!

[xchrom]

8. giving stoners a bad name!

:grr:

:smoke: -- there -- that's better.

[Jamastiene]

11. Why couldn't it have been on my street?

We got such a shitty new mailman that all the neighbors are constantly having to deliver the mail and shipments to each other after the sorry ass mailman puts them in all the wrong places. It's like damn musical chairs/mail.

If that had happened with my mailman, I would have gotten the prize of the century. Think I would have tried to "re-deliver" that? Think again. :evilgrin:

I'd be singing Margaritaville, some Neil Young and some Willie Nelson. I would also be talking about how Willie could have been punk so easily. Plus, I'd be laughing uncontrollably at nothing. The Lounge would get a real treat. I'm actually funny as hell when I'm sleeping with Mary Jane. It's been sooooo long, sweet Mary Jane. I miss you, girl. :loveya:

[Initech]

14. Or better yet - don't send pot via UPS!!!!

This is beyond stupid! Wow! :rofl:

[Archae]

16. Way ahead of you, dude...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6947495

:D