If you HAAAAADD to date one of these men, who would you choose?

[LynneSin]

Equal opportunity for the girls and/or gay men of DU.

You must date one of these men or you get 24 hours of constant tasering

[Arugula Latte]

1. Oh Jebus.

That's like choosing between being buried alive, beaten torn asunder by a rabid rhino, dying from a combination of leprosy and bubonic plague, being flattened by a steamroller, being thrown from the top of the Sears Tower, etc. etc. etc.

[FloridaJudy]

5. I'll take the Sears Tower for $100 dollars, Alex.

At least it would be quick.

[MilesColtrane]

13. I have a feeling that IT would be quick with most Republican men. n/t

[Arugula Latte]

18. And if it were with Sen. Craig,

it would probably be nonexistent, unless you were a dude. So that would probably be the best one to pick. :)

[MorningGlow]

2. You forgot a choice

Setting oneself on fire. I would have chosen that one.

[Phillycat]

3. I'd love to completely fuck with Santorum's mind.

Draw him into some freaked out sex club, then take video. :D

[IndianaJones]

4. no Carrot Top? wtf? nt.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

6. They are all so fan-fucking-tastic

There is no way I can pick just one. I want them all... In one big cluster-fuck-o-rama. You bring the camera, okay?


(What kind of horrid poll is this???? It smells more like a polecat)

[SacredCow]

7. 24 hours, huh?

Do your worst.....


On edit- I did decide to vote for Darth Cheney... Just for the shock value and all. :silly:

[Jamastiene]

8. Eat the barrel of a shotgun, aka suicide.

That shit just ain't happening. :puke:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. Larry Craig.

He certainly wouldn't grope me -- and I could just drop him off at the men's room at MSP, and while he was adjusting his wide stance I could hop a plane real quick and get the hell away from him.

[LaraMN]

10. I would date any of them.

It would hysterically fun behaving like an "embarrassing liberal" in their company. I could totally ruin their image(s)!

[Momgonepostal]

11. Now that you mention it, that could be fun

Ordering at a restaurant...wanting to order only vegan meals with ingredients from states and countries whose leaders don't oppress...

Not wanting to take his car, unless it's a Prius...so insisting on walking or talking public transport...

Refusing to sit on leather...so sitting on the floor instead...

Actually, that could be a memorable evening. The possibilities are endless!
:-)

[NewWaveChick1981]

17. That's the spirit!

:applause: And think of all the fun it would be to bring them down in a scandal! :bounce: :toast: :woohoo:

[debbierlus]

12. I went with Chris because he occassionally makes a logical statement

And, he has expressed some outrage about the war.

However, tasering might be better. You were pretty cruel with this...

[ceile]

14. I'll go with Tweety.

He's the most human of the choices.

[swag]

15. I would date Chris Matthews.

I'm sure he would appreciate my musky, Old Spice aroma the most of any of them.

[hfojvt]

16. this is the third such thread

and I wonder what this word 'date' means.

Not just because I have not had one in nine years, but in this context. Does 'date' as it is used in this poll mean 'one date' or does it mean 'steady dating' or 'steady dating with physical activity'? All three of those, and perhaps more, would fall under the term 'date'.

[rhiannon55]

19. But--I don't HAVE to and you can't make me!

I used to tell my stupid brother this when he would try to get me to play this game: "If you HAAAAAAADD to kiss Monte Kitchen or Steve Chapman, which one would you kiss?"

"I don't HAVE to and you can't make me!" I would tell him gleefully, refusing to play the game. Drove him NUTS.

So there! PLBBBBTTTTTTT!:P

[Dukkha]

20. You forgot Ann Coulter

He should be there too.

[NewWaveChick1981]

21. Chris Matthews.

Of all of those losers, he's the least offensive.