If you HAD to date one of these monsters, who would it be?

[soleft]

[NewWaveChick1981]

1. chthulu could be a lot of fun with those tentacles.

:P :evilgrin: :rofl: Hell, I'd date ANY of the above monsters before I'd consent to even talking to Michael Medved. :puke: :yoiks:

[ThomCat]

2. The Swamp Thing is supposed to be a really nice

guy, kind of romantic, just made out of moss, ivy and muck with kick as mystical power. :shrug:

[soleft]

3. Chthulu seems to be winning tho

Ain't that how it always is.

[TreasonousBastard]

4. Does Swamp Thing have a sister?

[soleft]

6. Yes, and she has a myspace page.

Google "Swamp thing's sister"

[Bucky]

21. Weirdly enough, when I googled, as you suggested, first link was to Judith Miller

I shit thee not. Google Swamp thing's sister and hit "I'm feeling lucky" and you get this



...along with this very unswampy looking picture

Spoiler: it says "not THAT Judith Miller"

[DS1]

10. yes, she's quite tolerant

[QueenOfCalifornia]

5. I voted for

Swamp Thing - I used to watch the series and he had a sort of happy go lucky attitude -- He never ate any chihuahuha's either.

[Deep13]

7. Probably Cthulu. Why choose the lesser evil?

Of course with 'Zilla you get to squish tiny, cardboard buildings.

[soleft]

8. They say the new JJ Abrams movie might be about Cthulu

Have you seen the trailor?

[Deep13]

9. I don't think I have seen it.

Is there a name yet?

[soleft]

15. Google Cloverfield

[Richard Steele]

11. I voted "Predator". You just know they gotta be WILD in the sack!

I just hope that species has "females"! :scared:

[Aristus]

12. "They're coming to get you, Barbara! They're coming to get you!"

But they get HIM first...

[soleft]

16. Did you see Shawn of the Dead?

There's a scene where he calls his girlfriend and says "We're coming to get you, Barbara" Hysterical!

[Aristus]

19. No, but I want to.

I'm not really big on zombie movies, but that one sounds like fun. Also, I want to see the remake of "Dawn Of The Dead". I heard there's a scene where people think they can just run away from the slow, shambling zombies, and then all of a sudden, the zombies start sprinting! That'd be cool...and scary!

[hfojvt]

13. Ken the monster does not make the list?

How sad for poor Ken.

Sh*t Ken the Monster is so obscure he has neither an entry in Wikipedia nor any videos on youtube. He's not on the web at all. He's down the memory hole. :cry:

[soleft]

14. Well fill us in, I've never heard of Ken the Monster

[hfojvt]

18. Ken the Monster was a recurring character on 'Fridays'

Fridays was a 1980s 'competitor' to Saturday Night Live. I remember Ken well, because he was/is alot like me. Ken, being a monster, is hideously deformed, similar to Quasimodo, the hunchback of Notre Dame. He has a humped-back and his tongue always sticks out. Anyway, the skits revolve around Ken's lack of a love life and general inability to fit in - because, duh, he's a monster. Or he looks like one. The skits always made the point that he really was a pretty decent guy, albeit somewhat quirky and self deprecating. Ken the Monster knows the score.

[Deep13]

17. I heard Medved describe what his idea of the ideal family is...

...on Penn & Teller's Bullshit. It was a dishwatery, bland and pointless existance that has too little substance to even be called boring. If my life was what he describes as ideal, I would just put that shotgun to my head and stomp on the trigger.

[Bucky]

20. Sex with the Blob would almost be by definition an orgy

Going by the remake version, that is.

[Redneck Socialist]

22. Swamp Thing of course

At least he's a good guy, and he produces hallucinogenic tubers to munch on when things get boring. He'd be a great date.

(slinks off to reorganize his comic books...)

[fudge stripe cookays]

23. Godzilla!

His breath might be a bit off-putting, though.

[Pacifist Patriot]

24. Which one has the longest tongue?

Oh goodness, did I say that out loud? And did I just get the thread locked?

[Deep13]

25. Probably the "Alien", though it's saliva might be caustic. nt

[Connonym]

26. Godzilla, no contest

tiny little dino brain so he'd be very easily manipulated by his um other brain and those little bitty arms waving about would always have me laughing

[DarkTirade]

27. Cthulhu strikes me as a cuddler.

Maybe that's just the impression I get.