Ick ick ick ick!

[ThomCat]

I'm temporarily parked at an open desk in the finance department because I'm auditing two years of vendor billing. The person behind me is one of those people who eats loudly with his mouth open.

Ever bite, every chew, every slurp and suck. Damn it! I can't stand listening to people who eat that way. I want to get up and go away for an hour until he's done eating.

How the hell does someone develop table manners that bad and not know it?

Now I'm totally skeeved out. I feel like I need a shower. And, I'm now is a really bad mood. x(

[billyskank]

1. Pull out your cane sword and carve the bounder up into strips.

:hug:

[ThomCat]

If I had one of them with me I'd be very tempted.

:hug:

[ThomCat]

4. If I had one of them with me I'd be very tempted.

:hug:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

2. Sounds like a Carl's Jr. Ad...

Kill him now... it's okay.

[ThomCat]

6. I am tempted. Oooh, I am tempted.

:puke:

I am stuck at this desk until I'm done with data collection from these files and archives. He may not survive the week.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

7. Here's an idea

Start singing loudly -- pick a song that is easy and dumb -- like "The wheels on the bus go round and round" and punctuate every word like you MEAN it....

Then kill him

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. Sorry (crunch), I (slurp) couldn't (suck) hear you.

:P

[ThomCat]

5. You. Are. Evil!

:P

[lizziegrace]

8. hehehe

:popcorn:

*burp*

[ThomCat]

9. Oh No! You're ganging up on me!

:yoiks:

[lizziegrace]

10. c'mere

:hug:

I'll be quiet and use my best table manners. :)

[ThomCat]

11. He finally finished.

He had chicken wings for lunch. He just HAD to have one of the messiest, loudest possible meals today. :(

Buy he's finally finished. I feel much better now. :)