the Lounge senate vote on h.r.12345

[sniffa]

h.r.12345 is a vote to condemn free repubLic.

aLL those in favor, say aye; aLL opposed, say nay. you know the driLL.

roLL caLL

[DS1]

1. representative attaches spending legislation providing him with

$1,000 dollars a month for costs associated with posting on DU

aye!

[ohiosmith]

2. whatever dsi said

[Parche]

13. whatever ohiosmith said about dsi

:hi: :banghead:

[sniffa]

7. i Like your steez

:thumbsup:

[AlCzervik]

3. amendment-Rimjob to be designated as an enemy combatant and is to

spend the next 20 years working at a shelter for the homeless and he must be polite and respectful to every occupant.

[sniffa]

9. i second your amendment

maybe we can round them aLL up in democracy camps.

[Bucky]

4. You honor, I rise to offer a rider to this legislation to build a road to nowhere

And don't worry. On its way to nowhere, the road detours through the Minneapolis airport.

[mainegreen]

5. I'd like to amend the bill:

I'd like to insert the word -not- after the fourth word in the first sentence and to replace the following word with the following -praise but clonk on the heads-.
Additionally I would like to add the following to the bill:
h.r.12345.1 An additional 10 million dollars will be earmarked to ensure future generations of Maine DUers have access to donor benefits, in order to protect this underrepresented group. Surplus funds are to be used as dividends for the lounge sauna and tiki bar.

[Crabby Appleton]

6. The lobbyists are gonna have to cough up some bucks

if they want my vote.

[sniffa]

11. pfft!! whatever hiLLary

:eyes:

[MrCoffee]

8. i'll vote for it if i can vote against it later.

[madinmaryland]

10. CALL YOUR CONGRESSMAN! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!1!!

[JVS]

12. Abstain....

Aw, what the hell. AYE!

[KamaAina]

14. This vote is HUGH!!!111!!11! I'm SERIES!!111!!111!

Fellow Senators, I submit that if we do not pass H.R. 12345, as amended, and send it to President Skinner without further delay, not only do the terrorists win, but we are SCREWN!!!1!1!!11

edit: couldn't spell 'delay' (DeLay?)