Some jackoff tried to move my laptop bag and occupy my seat at Starbucks.

[BreweryYardRat]

Despite the presence of a: said laptop bag in the seat itself and b: a good guy sitting in the next seat over, telling the jackoff that the seat had just been taken.

Had to get out of line and yell at the dickhead before he got up.

God DAMN, some people are rude little fuckers. I'll bet $5 that asshole was a Republican.

P.S. My laptop, its bag, and associated equipment are practically an extension of me. You do not touch them without my express permission. I'm just grateful the little shit didn't try to walk off with anything.

[DS1]

1. hmm

My laptop, its bag, and associated equipment are practically an extension of me.

This is why I leave my dick in the chair, this method drops the 'practically' part out of the equation, and is much more effective.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. .

:rofl:

[Dora]

4. A prosthetic penis? nt

[billyskank]

7. No

just very, very long.

[Dora]

11. You've seen it?

:wow:

[VenusRising]

20. More likely detachable like the King Missile song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bRs6KWDsc0

[AlCzervik]

9. and less smelly than taking a dump on it.

[Gormy Cuss]

16. Much better way to handle it.

That way you're not holding the seat. The seat is holding you.

[baby_mouse]

3. Taser.

:D

[BreweryYardRat]

5. Don't have one.

Besides, there was a chair handy. I wouldn't have used it on him unless he'd tried to make off with my laptop bag, though.

Someone taking your seat? Call them on it, but it's not even NEAR important enough to use physical violence on.

Someone taking your stuff? Chair, meet head.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

6. So, How was the coffee?

Did you have ---

Drip Coffee $1.40 $1.60 $1.70
Drip Coffee Refill $0.50 $0.50 $0.50
Iced Coffee $1.75 $2.05 $2.40
Latte $2.55 $3.10 $3.40
Cappuccino $2.55 $3.10 $3.40
Iced Latte $2.55 $3.10 $3.40
Tazo Chai $2.70 $2.95 $3.20
Iced Tazo Chai $2.70 $2.95 $3.35
Mocha $2.75 $3.30 $3.70
Iced Mocha $2.75 $3.30 $3.70
Caramel Mocha $3.10 $3.65 $3.90
Mocha Valencia $3.50 $4.05 $4.30
White Chocolate Mocha $3.20 $3.75 $4.15
Iced White Chocolate Mocha $3.20 $3.75 $4.15
Americano $1.75 $2.05 $2.40
Iced Americano $1.75 $2.05 $2.40
Caramel Macchiato $2.80 $3.40 $3.65
Iced Caramel Macchiato $2.80 $3.40 $3.65
Steamed Milk $2.00 $2.25 $2.50
Cold Milk $2.00 $2.25 $2.50
Hot Chocolate $2.20 $2.45 $2.70
White Hot Chocolate $2.70 $2.95 $3.20
Apple Cider $1.75 $2.00 $2.25
Caramel Apple Cider $2.45 $2.70 $2.95
Hot Tea $1.15 $1.65 $1.65
Iced Tea $1.25 $1.40 $1.70
Pumpkin Spice Latte *holiday promo $2.85 $3.40 $3.70
Vanilla Crème $2.20 $2.45 $2.70
Coffee Frappuccino $2.65 $3.15 $3.65
Coffee Frappuccino Light $2.65 $3.15 $3.65
Java Chip Frappuccino $3.15 $3.65 $4.15
Java Chip Frappuccino Light $3.15 $3.65 $4.15
Mocha Frappuccino $2.90 $3.40 $3.90
Mocha Frappuccino Light $2.90 $3.40 $3.90
Caffe Vanilla $3.15 $3.65 $4.15
Caffe Vanilla Light $3.15 $3.65 $4.15
Caramel Frappuccino $3.15 $3.65 $4.15
Caramel Frappuccino Light $3.15 $3.65 $4.15
Vanilla Bean Frappuccino $2.65 $3.15 $3.65
Double Chocolate Chip Frappuccino $2.65 $3.15 $3.65
Stawberries & Crème $2.65 $3.15 $3.65
Tazo Chai Crème Frappuccino $2.65 $3.15 $3.65

Solo Doppio Triple Quad
Espresso $1.45 $1.75 $2.05 $2.40
Espresso Macchiato $1.45 $1.75 $2.05 $2.40
Expresso Con Panna $1.45 $1.75 $2.05 $2.40

Add Espresso Shots $0.55
Add Caramel Sauce $0.35
Add Tea Bag $0.50
Add Dairy $0.50
Add Breve $0.30
Add Dairy $0.50
Add Breve $0.30

Just wondering...

Also - what kind of laptop do you have?

We need to know all this before we can really understand this post.

[kay1864]

13. Where the heck did you get that list?

I'm guessing you didn't copy it down by hand from the menu board :P

[QueenOfCalifornia]

17. copy and paste are your friends

chant it with me now....

[kay1864]

19. Well yeah, I figured that...

But copied from where?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

21. here:

http://www.vanguarddatagroup.com/files/StarbucksMenu.pdf

[Lex]

8. If I left my stuff unattended I wouldn't even expect it to be there

when I got back, but I'm cynical that way.

[BreweryYardRat]

15. I keep an eye on my stuff. I look over at it every 30 seconds when I'm not right there.

That's how I spotted this mook in the first place.

[Book Lover]

10. You can "reserve" a seat like that

and people take that seriously? *shaking head* It's a great big world....

[IdaBriggs]

12. Sorry, I think you were in the wrong -- first paying customer should get

the seat. He already had waited in line. You were cheating.

[BreweryYardRat]

14. No, he hadn't waited in line.

The guy had no coffee, no tea, no food, nothing. Zero, zip, zilch, nada.

[IdaBriggs]

22. In that case, my comment is void.

:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. Some jackoff threw jackets and purses over about 8 chairs at the last

concert my son was in that my husband and I went to see. You see, he was attempting to save them for others who would arrive later. So my husband and I stood for my son's entire concert...and it was worth it, because his father got to see him. Some things (like getting a seat at Starbucks) really aren't worth getting bent over.

[dembotoz]

23. you left your laptop alone at a starbucks?

next time just leave you wallet
it would be cheaper for you if(or when) it gets stolen