What song snippet should a "musical thermometer" play at what temperature?

[KurtNYC]

Imagine one of these little electronic thermometers that go under the tongue and read out quickly. Now, bear with me here, imagine that in addition to the digital readout, it plays a musical clip that indicates what your temperature.

What songs should it play?

I'm thinking along the lines of:

< 98-degrees = Foreigner "cold as ice, you know that you are..."
98.7 = REM "it's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine"
100 = Beyonce "you give me fever, fever in the morning, fever all through the night..."
102 = Madonna "burning up, burning up for your love"
103 = Van Halen "somebody get me a doctor, somebody get me a doctor..."

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. My baseline temperature is not 98.6, but 96.8

Maybe "Cold-Hearted Snake" would be my song!

[Left Is Write]

2. I will not allow my musical thermometer to play Beyonce.

Seriously...Beyonce does a version of Fever? Ack.

How about the Heat Miser song? BNL has a great version of it.

[KurtNYC]

4. okay, peggy lee's version then? or Joe Cocker did a version

[Left Is Write]

5. Peggy Lee, Ella Fitzgerald, Eva Cassidy, Michael Buble...

any of those would do nicely.

[Ptah]

3. 108 = Lovin' Spoonful "Summer In The City

http://youtube.com/watch?v=91uLJ00B1h4

[Tektonik]

6. at all temperatures it should play Sean Paul

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNGVnNIxRUU

[mzteris]

7. hunka hunka burning love

for something, of course!

[Richardo]

8. 98.6 by Keith

Good morning sun I say it's good to see you shine!
I know my baby brought you tooooo me.
She kissed me yesterday, I know the silver lining
That's been with summer running through me

Hey, ninety eight point six, it's good to have you back again. oh,
Hey, ninety eight point six, her lovin' is the medicine that
saaaved me,
Oh, I love my baby.

Hey, everybody on the street: I see you smilin',
Must be because I found my baaaaaby.
You know she's got me on some other kind of hiiighway,
I want to go to where it taaaaakes me!

Hey, ninety eight point six, it's good to have you back again. oh,
Hey, ninety eight point six her lovin' is the medicine that saaaved
me,
Oh, I love my baby.

You know she's got me on another kind of hiiighway.
I want to go to where it taaaaakes me.

Hey, ninety eight point six, it's good to have you back again. Oh,
Hey, ninety eight point six, her lovin' is the medicine that
saaaved me.
Oh, I love my baby...